Periodic report using AI

This report summarizes activity on the RDFzer forum between April 13, 2026, and April 20, 2026. During this seven-day period, the forum saw a substantial increase in engagement, with 7,322 new posts across 86 new topics. This period reflects a vibrant and active community, delving into a wide array of discussions from lighthearted memes to serious personal reflections and academic concerns. The top contributors by likes and posts include @dfeath777, @kongting, @keade, @Rhumbos, and @Adler, who collectively drove significant portions of the week’s interactions.

Overall trends indicate a dynamic mix of content, ranging from humor and personal sharing in #個人帖 and #卮言 categories, to more specific academic and organizational discussions. Users frequently shared images, memes, and personal anecdotes, fostering a strong sense of community. A notable trend involved deep personal introspection, particularly among students navigating the pressures of high school and university life, contrasted with lighter, more casual interactions around internet culture and daily observations. The volume of new posts suggests sustained, active participation across diverse thematic areas.

One of the most enduring and popular threads continues to be 来点梗图, a #卮言 category topic dedicated to sharing memes and humorous images. This week saw users like @Hatsune_miku contributing with visual gags here, @276213723 adding to the collection here, and @Lilith sharing an array of comedic content here. The thread also features relatable student humor, such as @Ecclesia’s sarcastic post about “students” enduring “lecturers” here, and observations on internet speed by @dyyyy here. Beyond general memes, users contributed specific cultural references like @P9pijiu’s tribute to Kobe Bryant here and @shuhuimaomao’s discovery of “furry” related content here, indicating a broad appreciation for diverse forms of humor.

Personal reflections and academic pressures were a significant theme, particularly within @gggggg’s ongoing thread, 一些些上高三的感想. This thread, categorized as #個人帖, captures the intense emotional rollercoaster of a high school senior. @gggggg expressed frustration with studies here and joy over academic achievements here, even after experiencing bad luck here. The user also grappled with family issues and anxiety about the “Strong Base Plan” college admissions pathway here, illustrating the multifaceted challenges faced by students. Similarly, @Axiom’s 公理日记, another #個人帖, chronicled academic performance, setting goals for the upcoming college entrance exam here, and finding solace in the forum community itself here. The practicalities of academic life also surfaced, as @Axiom shared the anxiety of losing headphones here and the relief of finding them here.

Discussions surrounding gender and identity continued to evolve in topics such as 所以, 性别存在的意义是…? and 发现自己好像是弯的,怎么办?, both under the #卮言 category. In the former, @Adler humorously questioned the purpose of certain clothing choices here, while @dfeath777 advocated for gender equality in relationships here. A particularly dense and philosophical post by @oui explored the evolutionary rationale behind gender differences and reproductive strategies here. The latter topic provided a space for users to seek advice and express solidarity, with @keade offering a supportive image here. These threads highlight the forum’s role as a platform for sensitive and personal conversations, reflecting a community open to discussing complex social and individual experiences.

The more light-hearted and social aspects of forum life were evident in threads like 正在努力成为医生的猫娘——碎碎念贴 by @keade, where personal updates and humorous self-reflections are common. @keade shared pictures of themselves here and humorously questioned gender stereotypes about tidiness here, leading @nya to praise the thread as particularly engaging here. The community also rallied around campus issues, as seen in @keade’s post about a flooded dorm entrance here. Collective activities and sentiments were captured in 浴乎领军池 风乎操场 咏而出, where @gggggg invited users to a social gathering here, humorously rescheduling to accommodate @dfeath777. The thread took an unexpected turn when @Axiom revealed that part of the discussion was displayed during a class by a substitute teacher here, adding a layer of meta-commentary to the forum’s informal nature.

Finally, administrative and academic policies, alongside popular culture, generated considerable discussion. The topic 书籍是高考退步的滑梯 highlighted an official notice regarding library borrowing limits for students preparing for the Gaokao here. Discussions around college admissions, specifically the “Strong Base Plan” 强基计划, saw @without_name quoting an advisor’s ambitious expectations for class placements here, while @chw reflected on shifting university aspirations here. On a lighter note, the topic 什么是爱? explored definitions of love with @kongting’s personal reflections on relationships here. Cultural and media critiques were raised in 要多朝鮮,有多天朝, where @nya expressed strong opinions on Chinese entertainment here. More generally, @gggggg probed the forum’s #二次元 concentration in 这是一个进入异次元的入口, gauging interest in anime-related discussions here.

Key insights from this period underscore the forum’s role as a multifaceted digital space. Firstly, it functions as a crucial emotional outlet for students, particularly those navigating academic pressures, as evidenced by posts in 一些些上高三的感想 from @gggggg here and in 公理日记 from @Axiom here. The forum serves as a support network where users share vulnerabilities and seek reassurance. Secondly, humor, particularly through memes in 来点梗图 and 推特抽象恶心猎奇恶俗厕, remains a primary mode of interaction, fostering a sense of shared experience and levity. Posts by @keade in the latter topic here and here demonstrate the continuous influx of engaging content.

Thirdly, the community engages actively with institutional life and policies, ranging from practical concerns about campus amenities like @dyyyy’s proposal for more coffee spots in 南楼应该再开个咖啡厅 here, to challenging official statements in 记录和校网斗争 by @Shenren here. Even minor administrative announcements, such as library policies in 书籍是高考退步的滑梯 here, spark immediate discussion. This indicates a highly observant and engaged user base that utilizes the forum to process and react to their environment.

Another trend is the forum’s embrace of diverse and sometimes sensitive personal topics, exemplified by discussions around gender and sexuality in 所以, 性别存在的意义是…? here and 发现自己好像是弯的,怎么办? here. These threads highlight the forum’s role in providing a safe space for exploring identity and seeking advice without judgment. Furthermore, users like @okkk in 日子为什么过得迷迷糊糊 openly share candid experiences with institutional interactions here, showcasing the personal narratives that enrich the forum’s content.

Finally, the forum serves as a platform for sharing creative expression and everyday observations. Posts such as @Xuqisi’s poem in 见芽芳有感 here and @dyyyy’s doodles in 课本or笔记本上画的小东西 here illustrate the variety of non-discursive content shared. The sustained engagement across both long-running topics and newly created threads like 我能想到最浪漫的事⋯⋯ here suggests a thriving community constantly finding new ways to interact and connect. The high volume of likes and posts across many diverse discussions underscores the forum’s enduring vitality and its central role in the daily lives of its users.

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## Summary
Start Date: 2026-04-13
End Date: 2026-04-20
New posts: 7322
New topics: 86
Top users:
@dfeath777 (2140 likes, 1067 posts)
@kongting (1568 likes, 863 posts)
@keade (1280 likes, 401 posts)
@Rhumbos (909 likes, 482 posts)
@Adler (858 likes, 314 posts)
@nya (783 likes, 236 posts)
@gggggg (678 likes, 233 posts)
@colas (574 likes, 267 posts)
@Michael-MiaoX (544 likes, 219 posts)
@dyyyy (531 likes, 185 posts)

## Topics

### 来点梗图
topic_id: 2877
category: 卮言
2024-10-22 06:48

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post_number: 2797
2026-04-13 04:18
user: Hatsune_miku
likes: 11
![Image_1775990485906_71|886x1458](upload://uG4eUyiBUnLdxWoP9WqaKQ8Nuu6.jpeg)
![Screenshot_2026-04-13-11-15-26-118_com.tencent.mm|1080x2400](upload://dQd3z2iSTFFyRoHLPOKSmD3yci6.jpeg)

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post_number: 2799
2026-04-13 05:01
user: 276213723
likes: 11
excerpt: ![mmexport1776055900207|1024x1223](upload://oM28QNLGDRV4QOUya3LbPk9X9LY.jpeg)

![mmexport1775567059077|1264x1264](upload://9IJLdx7uDkY6BQP94D3gReroNMW.jpeg)

![a21137364357fa51a917fbe5c00dc1dc6fe4a75c92c645e...

post_number: 2800
2026-04-13 06:58
user: Lilith
likes: 11
excerpt: ![mmexport1776063346926|1640x1304](upload://d8SKGTnnFraFpD7JdvRrUa9RVEK.jpeg)
![mmexport1776063344934|750x692](upload://onoJIXzakYcbnzhAGP6wDgCP6QL.webp)
![mmexport1776063342865|1161x855](upload://nyS7iA1T9xBjmj8FbyUu23rYT9V...

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post_number: 2805
2026-04-13 14:02
user: dyyyy
likes: 18
![IMG_9316|1290x2796](upload://nmsLsWdPWa5qafw4CnEVCLSCnzS.png)
我去网速这一块

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post_number: 2810
2026-04-13 23:52
user: Genshininfected
likes: 10
![IMG_8142|1027x981](upload://pSMTbDdY9zl5l0FV1SiBasZBU1R.jpeg)

post_number: 2811
2026-04-14 01:52
user: Ecclesia
likes: 16
我是一名学生,忍受这种情况已经很久了。具体情况就是,每次上课的时候,都会有个人在讲台上走来走去,大声讲一些听不懂的东西,时不时还会去乱动电脑,或者在黑板上乱涂乱画。更过分的是,这个人还会时不时让我们起来,问我们一些听不懂的问题。我只想说,教室是学习的地方,希望学校严肃处理!谢谢!

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post_number: 2814
2026-04-14 03:05
user: P9pijiu
likes: 10
历史上的今天
2016年4月14日,科比打完最后一场比赛,并且说出了那句台词"man,what can i say"
![Image_455814784987004|1280x576](upload://utFYXXyK6fEX0l1c0DPX7yhx2EV.jpeg)

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post_number: 2822
2026-04-14 08:20
user: Epiphany
likes: 12
excerpt: 来点充气城堡
![1ea783f51bd5ad6e7a8ec0f4c7cb39dbb7fd3cf3|980x974](upload://koLNKnmU0xFDyGc41rl0L6R8WJO.jpeg)
![c24896d4ad6eddc4f99010e57fdbb6fd536633f3|973x985](upload://jFWdmFWsGji2yLV5u7Iarx37zvX.jpeg)
![b1a2...

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post_number: 2856
2026-04-15 03:08
user: shuhuimaomao
likes: 10
找到了”福瑞”的同伙“真菜”
![image|4032x3024](upload://tNoFvKuJjef1w7XJXekraBN44j2.jpeg)

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post_number: 2866
2026-04-15 08:57
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 11
2020.9.28胡橘猪2023.7.1胡小白

![IMG_3677|1072x1196, 50%](upload://2MlHtrz4nTgo2yUQP1Sbx7QFrgs.jpeg)

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post_number: 2889
2026-04-15 11:33
user: dyyyy
likes: 11
![IMG_9319|1290x2129](upload://p1WSYb4T6675DSIwdzF8Y1iO3BI.jpeg)

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post_number: 2899
2026-04-16 00:28
user: TealParticle
likes: 12
![image|1170x1464](upload://kUPOWjxGKySYgr2AWHvsGjXjseN.jpeg)

post_number: 2900
2026-04-16 00:38
user: TealParticle
likes: 13
![image|1186x268](upload://211HuqcCfHCt6v4n1ZTjUNU6LSA.png)

post_number: 2901
2026-04-16 03:33
user: suen
likes: 16
![IMG_2110|1290x1212](upload://y5jue8qDviIkoMCTcEUhmg0XRoG.jpeg)

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post_number: 2951
2026-04-18 02:56
user: kongting
likes: 12
![1776480947554|1080x1263](upload://lXDQssbcYl1Ylwu0cez7eeaFgE4.jpeg)

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post_number: 3010
2026-04-19 13:02
user: okkk
likes: 4
这就不得不提本人小学自不量力,以为美术好就能竞选宣传委员,站起来自荐,成为候选人,结果以三票的超高票数(其中一票我自己投的)成为那次中队干部选举最大笑话的光辉事迹

### 推特抽象恶心猎奇恶俗厕
topic_id: 12027
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-03-20 07:53

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post_number: 2075
2026-04-13 02:19
user: Epiphany
likes: 10
![mmexport1776046732298|1170x2532](upload://st202RVznt9MdtvYaZPiKNSjo19.jpeg)

post_number: 2076
2026-04-13 02:22
user: keade
likes: 11
今日更新😋
![IMG_9371|1264x1280](upload://ilEUSy6gPcYUUOf4tfI0TbAQwja.jpeg)

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post_number: 2103
2026-04-13 07:44
user: erichvonmanstein
likes: 10
![IMG_9029|956x1800](upload://5MM7I7q6VjTshgmVcXB6nU0jtUR.jpeg)

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post_number: 2125
2026-04-14 03:27
user: Adler
likes: 11
![HFtw3XBb0AAzKk1|502x1148, 75%](upload://cOYyzYc8zNHAKaWPj2QCOVobSyc.jpeg)

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post_number: 2128
2026-04-14 04:14
user: nya
likes: 11
excerpt: [grid]
![mmexport1776139885406|1170x1074](upload://nJvL3iNUtvBnsFnTC2ijBx7vtgI.jpeg)
![mmexport1776139872916|1170x871](upload://zQwlExuWMAQP0WpQnMoMDkYorQr.jpeg)
![mmexport1776139855344|1170x1445](upload://88RVX6B2iULSMESiy...

post_number: 2129
2026-04-14 04:14
user: nya
likes: 11
![mmexport1776139723529|1170x1107](upload://5arUXRWAakaCa6wZz9G405XXQoM.jpeg)
![mmexport1776139692827|1395x1423](upload://jLOBAN3AH02x9C7Wh9naRjaUYy6.jpeg)

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post_number: 2263
2026-04-15 03:20
user: 276213723
likes: 10
我踏马服了学物质波我同桌说人类也都是波所以人类也会衍射。

啥阴间

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post_number: 2278
2026-04-15 13:32
user: Ecclesia
likes: 10
excerpt: 深夜,作为小南梁的小明又发情了,但自己没有郊狼玩,于是想到了插座里的电压是220V,但对于人体安全电压来讲还是太高了,聪明的小明想到了串联或并联电阻可以将电压平分,于是小明打开了手机,想要邀请几位南梁朋友一起来玩。已知,郊狼的电流为0~200mA,由于玩的较为刺激小明一众南梁可能会出汗,电阻由100kΩ降到1kΩ,家庭电压为220V。
(1)小明比较敏感只能开到50mA,问小明需要几名南梁...

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post_number: 2299
2026-04-16 00:16
user: TealParticle
likes: 12
![b347fcc198c4c9615cfd6b15057b5ab8|1280x2844, 30%](upload://qgVMRq15y2axIhXK3FLlrAHjr4J.jpeg)

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post_number: 2317
2026-04-16 00:56
user: TealParticle
likes: 15
excerpt: 这个是这样,首先很明显的副作用是不孕不育。除此之外,你身体发育成男性或女性,其实受雌激素影响较小,主要是雄激素。服用雌激素可以让体内雄激素降低。

但如果你只服用雌激素,雌激素需要达到数倍于正常女性的浓度,才能让雄激素降低到正常女性水平。因此一般需要配合其他降低雄激素的药物,使得雄激素和雌激素同时位于正常女性范围内。

而降低雄性激素的药物和过量雌激素都会使得心血管疾病风险增加。其中凝胶是各种雌激素里对风险增加最少的(甚至少量使用还会降低)

哦,考虑到你已经20了,效果...

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post_number: 2381
2026-04-16 02:59
user: keade
likes: 11
我在想到底每天都这么有活的是什么人,每天都能震撼到我
:distorted_face:
![IMG_9415|680x436](upload://mQf9936Ao4tWSvgAMUUe1bPimvr.jpeg)

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post_number: 2422
2026-04-17 06:00
user: dyyyy
likes: 9
![IMG_20260417_135513|4160x2600](upload://nu4mD73E5pFYEQ5ddeLfJzT6L9z.jpeg)
注意12题这个B选项
冷知识:对话是一男一女

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post_number: 2424
2026-04-17 07:35
user: keade
likes: 12
今日更新😋
![IMG_6433|766x488](upload://hqxVdc4oihp0IBfIZPgPq5oQqjn.jpeg)
![IMG_6275|1260x908](upload://d9vWx13EtLCCAFxzb4CxS3WS23B.jpeg)
![IMG_5838|848x1108](upload://jZWSEGn0yh1FO9ob2u0n2FEi5mK.jpeg)

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post_number: 2469
2026-04-18 06:50
user: Ecclesia
likes: 9
![D92D2E0DEC077FF7EF2EB5435149BDA0|680x586](upload://ut2qbnesfZVvaF1nMzgG4rlk00E.jpeg)

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post_number: 2494
2026-04-19 14:19
user: phaner-D
likes: 1
感觉女性更显著一些,看两个男的搞更没有性羞耻啥的的负担
但是什么都吃有助于营养健康😋

### 一些些上高三的感想
topic_id: 7657
solved: true
category: 個人帖
2025-07-01 05:22

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post_number: 5378
2026-04-13 23:32
user: gggggg
likes: 12
所以呢。我不想学了。能让我不学了吗。

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post_number: 5382
2026-04-14 06:16
user: gggggg
likes: 11
@suen 我记叙文得了42快夸我!!!

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post_number: 5488
2026-04-15 00:43
user: TealParticle
likes: 12
我趣,ww每天烧掉10~20块钱,所以我暂时把他停了...

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post_number: 5493
2026-04-15 03:08
user: gggggg
likes: 10
我决定了!下一篇博客写阿萨姆奶茶!

嗯对我就这样写写写写写把我觉得有点故事的东西全都写完,然后就死而无憾了!好歹留下来了一些关于我这个人的一些事情!

环游世界的梦想实现起来还是太困难了啊。

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post_number: 5576
2026-04-16 08:57
user: gggggg
likes: 11
丁磊磊我真的给你跪了!!!我这辈子第一次赋a我真的要哭了:sob::sob::sob:

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post_number: 5579
2026-04-16 12:26
user: gggggg
likes: 10
![Screenshot_20260416_202523|1042x565](upload://9w5bHlmJKi0OhV5Fz5C78ExBrEH.jpeg)
然而今天嘎还把血弄裤子上了。卷子也在前往西楼的路上弄湿了。

这什么烂运气。

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post_number: 5584
2026-04-16 14:41
user: gggggg
likes: 12
![Screenshot_20260416_223944|2000x1200](upload://iqcZ6KdzajHTx5P4T0RzmHejodg.jpeg)
笑死我。隔着屏幕都感受到磊的怒气了。

哇塞彻底实名上网了。那就这样吧,反正我也快滚蛋了,这个学校以后认识我的人就越来越少了嘎。

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post_number: 5606
2026-04-18 12:59
user: gggggg
likes: 9
excerpt: 我真不得劲了。


[details="负能量预警"]
虽然我知道我现在考虑强基什么的都没用,但是问了之后很敷衍的回答说笔试就是考试面试就是问问题,我又不是傻。这些我都知道啊。然后直接说让我先考虑课内是不是也有点。。。好吧。我确实菜。走强基都可能去不了这个学校。现在距离想要的分也还有很大距离。而且她也确实没必要耐心回我。

但是我也好难受。我学的好差劲但是我又一直在无意义的焦虑。我根本处理不好我家里的事情。我也没法避免高考期间他们会不会和一模考完数学一样跟我吵。我到底...

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post_number: 5620
2026-04-19 09:39
user: gggggg
likes: 13
他们带我出去玩了今天。

[spoiler]
去的路上吵架,他就在地铁站里情绪失控,周围的人都转头看他发疯,她在努力拽住他,我装不认识他们,她又来拽着我跟我道歉。

这样的事情已经发生了无数回了,从小学吗?大概更早。那为什么我要现在说出来?不知道,可能是因为我越来越脆弱了,越来越承受不了这些事情了。
[/spoiler]

给两个将要过生日的朋友买了礼物,这样毕业前应该就没有需要出门逛街的需求了。

嘎嘎嘎嘎

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post_number: 5636
2026-04-20 00:13
user: gggggg
likes: 0
那我得压力我朋友吃快点)

### 正在努力成为医生的猫娘——碎碎念贴
topic_id: 12271
category: 個人帖
2026-03-30 02:49

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post_number: 617
2026-04-13 10:37
user: keade
likes: 13
不会拍照是这样的,镜子有点点脏
[details="老早以前拍的"]
![IMG_3864|4284x5712](upload://8xfuxj2ibTdqUI2e4C4wXxVXF6y.jpeg)
[/details]

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post_number: 668
2026-04-15 06:35
user: keade
likes: 10
还有高手🫪
![IMG_9398|864x452](upload://rF2nxMf9PP94p2Rm73fAGlB4YUx.jpeg)

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post_number: 671
2026-04-15 10:36
user: nya
likes: 14
不知道为啥,猫娘学长的个人帖发的东西我认为是个人帖里面最好看且吸引人的(
谁同意谁反对😡

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post_number: 694
2026-04-15 11:39
user: keade
likes: 15
excerpt: 可能是我的个人经历吧,从初中到高中,初一见过北🧱初中部的教学资源,让我第一次知道什么叫做老师把你当朋友;初二初三在海淀中流甚至可以说说稍偏后的初中,见到了什么叫做优绩主义,整个年级里能够上高中的人比例都不是很高….高一见到了wz的教育;然后看着wz被撤职;高二迎来mygo….高三也在预科摸爬滚打;现在又离开家乡上学。大抵是已经看淡了一些事情吧,导致我现在的性格比较摆。

其实我知道高三的时候最需要的就是情感上的支持,因为我就是这么走过来的...

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post_number: 721
2026-04-15 15:43
user: keade
likes: 10
我要歪个楼,不是说好的男大都是一个比一个邋遢吗。为什么我天天在寝室里的时候打扫寝室卫生,在自己屋里的时候天天自己收拾屋子,恨不得每天都得洗澡换衣服。做家务、做饭啥都做过......什么人妻属性... :pouting_cat:
为什么我看到东西乱了不收拾就受不了 :pouting_cat:,我想问问吧u怎么看...

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post_number: 1252
2026-04-19 12:35
user: keade
likes: 9
呜喵!为什么寝室门口淹了!我还要拿东西去开会呢
![IMG_9467|4032x3024](upload://nh4X7LqTotADiE3RVxr6xM7SLXU.jpeg)

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post_number: 1292
2026-04-20 00:00
user: dfeath777
likes: 2
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### 如何找展
topic_id: 12456
category: 卮言
2026-04-09 04:01

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post_number: 155
2026-04-14 00:43
user: colas
likes: 14
suen:没成我就赢了,成了我导生赢了,我导生赢了我就赢了

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post_number: 175
2026-04-14 01:02
user: moritoyu
likes: 12
![Screenshot_20260414_085200_edit_1306322597707016|1200x821](upload://5MIeB2cRpbEnkqYWArgmZb3xgRF.jpeg)

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post_number: 207
2026-04-14 01:33
user: Ecclesia
likes: 13
![IMG_0251|960x934,50%](upload://fBFcMeXL8mKBEEtzJTQE1FWwcFu.jpeg)

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post_number: 228
2026-04-14 02:31
user: kongting
likes: 14
想起来之前在网上看到一个女生和一个男同关系不错,后来女生失恋了,再加上跟男同来来往往于是对对方也生了几分情愫,于是问那个男同要不要和她组一对。
男同大惊失色:“你没有男人要,我可有,哼!”

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post_number: 268
2026-04-14 03:33
user: Adler
likes: 10
![1776137571193|1773x2364, 50%](upload://xZapffYDZtTrA6H9R6xRSnJomQ7.jpeg)

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post_number: 278
2026-04-14 04:34
user: kongting
likes: 3
你说得对,但是我一千米五分开外,两千米十二分钟😃

### 公理日记
topic_id: 9752
category: 個人帖
2025-12-03 04:48

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post_number: 571
2026-04-14 08:06
user: Axiom
likes: 11
![IMG_1050|2360x1640](upload://badsvYC3Gegr2Lz22BhMqf9LKsW.jpeg)
真的秀🤣

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post_number: 573
2026-04-14 13:05
user: Axiom
likes: 11
被mj狠狠皮豆了。。(其实没有)
上来依旧:你年排这样,数学考这样,数学给你拖了多大后腿啊。。。这番话我上学期听了不少了已经(虽然上学期年排根本没起来)
然后明确了一下目标:高考稳120,冲130。

然后说:你前面几次考试都没有考出真正的水平……不过可以补救,你看看
@Rhumbos 就知道肯定有希望🤣

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post_number: 585
2026-04-15 11:19
user: Axiom
likes: 10
和csy与zkl约谈完了。
和csy。。可聊的不多,于是拉了拉家常,说说最近的奇闻异见。他说我成熟了些,答题上与心态上。现在的自己想起去年十二月回家路上落泪的自己,确实。。
和zkl。。这次政治考的很一般,靠选择正答率勉强保住了尊严。
但她也说我成熟了😭一年两熟已达成😭
大题就说我因为很基本的一些流程丢了很多分。没啥大事。

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post_number: 603
2026-04-15 15:08
user: Axiom
likes: 10
最近上论坛,感觉心真的好暖,有这样优秀的学长学姐常驻,有如此多志同道合的同学互相分享😭
自己从去年七月初到现在,也一直在访问,没怎么间断过。
想起了海淀期末的微写作3,“那盏明灯”。
虽然我当时只拿了3分😋

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post_number: 665
2026-04-18 13:36
user: Axiom
likes: 11
悲报:我耳机丢了😭
1班的同学如果看到这条的话,如果可以的话麻烦这几天留意一个没带任何装饰的airpods pro一代😭
欧对了我知道你大概能看到这条的知周 潜水王

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post_number: 669
2026-04-19 10:13
user: Axiom
likes: 11
喜报:耳机找到了
我真tm是个天才 放笔袋里了
😆

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post_number: 674
2026-04-20 00:10
user: P9pijiu
likes: 0
?强强?

### 所以, 性别存在的意义是…?
topic_id: 12021
category: 卮言
2026-03-20 05:54

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post_number: 31
2026-04-15 01:12
user: Adler
likes: 12
[quote="dyyyy, post:24, topic:12021"]
什么穿短裙、漏多点的衣服就会引来异性搭讪

[/quote]

那穿这些的目的是什么,凉快吗 :laughing:

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post_number: 140
2026-04-15 01:42
user: sakiko123
likes: 10
我勒个大草啊突然盖出来这么多楼。

男的我也凝女的我也凝,哪有什么男本位女本位只有我本位

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post_number: 163
2026-04-15 01:47
user: dfeath777
likes: 11
我觉得就该男的草男的女的草女的
性别平等

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post_number: 411
2026-04-15 02:48
user: oui
likes: 16
excerpt: 目前人类存在性别之分就是当下进化进程中最高效的生殖方法,是一种为了加速进化和修复基因损伤而演化出的生存策略,现在你能坐在电脑前敲字就是因为你往上数十八代祖宗都遵从了这个策略。而为了我们这些愚蠢的类人猿保持这个简单的双性繁殖机制的热情,维持它的最大运行效率,配套的系统还包括了各种性欲和性别之间在个体意识和社会意识上的差异,所谓的男性征服欲,支配欲,可能来自于一种在族群中承担更大风险的正向反馈机制,鼓励雄性的冒险行动以获得更丰富的物质资源,同时支配欲和征服欲又使得这样的雄...

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post_number: 611
2026-04-16 00:38
user: nya
likes: 2
因为不知道谁是谁的孩子,所以把所有孩子当成自己的孩子喵
不知道谁是自己的兄弟姐妹所以把所有同龄人都当成兄弟姐妹
抽象

### 离了我北就觉得我北哪哪哪都更好了——本科生活吐槽&分享贴
topic_id: 8051
solved: true
category: 個人帖
2025-08-25 04:36

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post_number: 1441
2026-04-14 06:13
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 11
对不起我缺少了一个你们都有的东西…🥲

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post_number: 1449
2026-04-15 13:40
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 12
excerpt: 感觉我这十八九年的故事一直在打碎我的梦,小升初想去清华附,放言去了石油附中就从路上跳下去(我家在二楼),结果真去了石油附中,虽然没跳,但从楼梯上刷下来磕掉了一小块牙也当作跳了吧。后来初升高想去十一或者101,石油附中舞蹈团本来说,还留舞蹈团的话初升高能降十分去101本,结果我和那年101的线差11分,和校额到校101差了1分,来了北大附中。高招想去天大或北化这样化工强校学...

post_number: 1450
2026-04-15 13:41
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 14
做梦,梦到被8u骂了,说我说来说去就这几个话题,什么高考,什么恋爱,什么天大化工,祥林嫂一样,梦里我以上坟的心情应下了我要改变,然后梦里发了一条不一样的,但我忘了发啥了,于是我把这个梦发上来了

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post_number: 1522
2026-04-17 10:19
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 9
学不会就啃手,然后一节课下来手上死皮全死了🤣甚至咬嗨了咬掉一小点肉…

上完三节绝望的45min有机化学五点四十下课,六点半去做普物实验,排课的人你赢了

我是在上高中吗,五十分钟紧急买饭吃饭刷牙换包里东西跑到四楼上课🥲

但上完课展要来良乡😋😋😋

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post_number: 1537
2026-04-19 14:16
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 2
那说明你和我水平相当 :raised_fist:

### 足球杯2026
topic_id: 11946
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-03-16 04:57

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post_number: 459
2026-04-13 05:25
user: Abraham
likes: 16
![mmexport1776057902085|2560x1920](upload://eX8AQ08RZ9S6JiDWBrFKz718S2d.jpeg)
你大正心已经开辟海外市场了

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post_number: 488
2026-04-14 05:37
user: Epiphany
likes: 11
我说预科部神了
不属于书院学生可以随便骂人
还不能扣观众表现
爽

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post_number: 574
2026-04-17 05:23
user: Rhumbos
likes: 9
诚意的8u们决赛那天一定要去找法国人要支持,氛围贼nb😋

把你们那套xx,xxx,xxxx,诚意教给他们他们绝对能玩疯

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post_number: 600
2026-04-19 15:32
user: erichvonmanstein
likes: 7
突然想起来前年书院杯了

当时是投票选人气球员

有个道院的给自己书院人刷票

为了不让刷票行为太明显,那人又给弘毅一个哥们刷了两三千票

### 嘉豪快乐天
topic_id: 8573
category: 卮言
2025-10-10 13:54

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post_number: 703
2026-04-13 11:06
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 13
![IMG_3606|4032x3024](upload://n3hBsMNyd2cNcpWjYPfASKis3tc.jpeg)

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post_number: 709
2026-04-15 05:54
user: Genshininfected
likes: 14
![IMG_8208|5712x4284](upload://jP5lIC0UWt6vZOK6JPt8mGhVDYC.jpeg)

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post_number: 713
2026-04-18 08:17
user: 080421
likes: 12
![IMG_7343|3024x4032](upload://6cM0txghTSb3sxAcDUfs8lmU2e3.jpeg)
美神来了

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post_number: 716
2026-04-19 05:06
user: Mrs.Castorice
likes: 2
受着

### 浴乎领军池 风乎操场 咏而出
topic_id: 12582
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-04-16 10:40

post_number: 1
2026-04-16 10:40
user: gggggg
likes: 12
嗯。由于现在本嘎手握士力架和海苔,所以嘎打算在这个凉爽湿润空气清新的春夜举行一次吧u聚会!!!(鼓掌👏)

晚自习最后一节乃吉时,宜聚众分食,在此本嘎邀诸位一同出游,共享这个美好的夜晚!!!

二编:由于df大将今日有要事在身,本嘎体恤百姓,遂改期至明日晚自习最后一节。!

@dfeath777 还不快感谢本嘎。

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post_number: 40
2026-04-17 05:23
user: Axiom
likes: 10
注意:小昊在课上展示了本帖部分内容。
他今天代课,发现我刷吧,结果直接在前面打开suen吧了
王昊

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post_number: 113
2026-04-17 13:03
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 12
一帮人跑出去打游戏是何意味啊

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post_number: 142
2026-04-18 00:13
user: dfeath777
likes: 1
幼而不孙弟,长而无述焉,老而不死是为贼。

### 為什麼選擇不是好題型
topic_id: 12583
category: 卮言
2026-04-16 12:55

post_number: 1
2026-04-16 12:55
user: suen
likes: 17
![image|750x624](upload://b0YkJ1dML9AIQ5WOrbh8kuNDpxf.jpeg)

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post_number: 6
2026-04-16 14:01
user: Axiom
likes: 10
我如果负责今年高考概率统计大题命题,一定会设计一个考生考场上蒙题的情景,让算蒙对题的概率,分布列,期望。
然后第三问是比较两种蒙题策略的方差
让考生当场感受绝望😋

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post_number: 27
2026-04-16 23:38
user: dfeath777
likes: 3
装逼

### 福 逼
topic_id: 12575
category: 卮言
2026-04-16 03:20

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post_number: 3
2026-04-16 03:23
user: TealParticle
likes: 13
几百年以后:这是通假字

post_number: 4
2026-04-16 03:24
user: kongting
likes: 14
excerpt: ![Screenshot_20260411_073252|1200x2000](upload://na7yAeG4Jlmt5NZVqVg3aktYOWA.jpeg)
![Screenshot_20260411_073308|1200x2000](upload://fCx1czRpY7C9zh7T57R7DiislP7.jpeg)
![Screenshot_20260411_073318|1200x2000](upload://eWOVVpahXLZ8ZitCBy...

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post_number: 104
2026-04-17 11:44
user: Ecclesia
likes: 1
强贪飞掉超融合那你抽上来的牌最起码有用
强金飞掉额外那超融合和落圣上手就是真的手卡-1了

### 日子为什么过得迷迷糊糊
topic_id: 10108
category: 個人帖
2025-12-17 00:36

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post_number: 695
2026-04-15 02:30
user: okkk
likes: 11
excerpt: 蚊子猖獗起来了,就在宿舍里。

公务缠身,很久没写近况了。先是周日晚上被一只(也许是多只)犯罪嫌疑蚊吵闹和叮咬了一晚上,而我的策略过于原始——躲进被子里。我要承认,一开始聆听它在外面嗡嗡狂叫,我是得意的。但是很快我就明白了人需要氧气这个朴素的道理,因为我真的要憋死了。掀开一个口子透气,又犯了轻敌的错误——它很快便飞进了我的被子。

等我疯狂扑腾一阵之后,吱吱呀呀乱响一气,我的睡意也差不多散了。...

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post_number: 704
2026-04-17 14:36
user: okkk
likes: 11
excerpt: ![Screenshot_20260417_222330_edit_910088117681573|927x1058](upload://sN3P1Y1pjhLhpgdl7iPQfPsLxVF.jpeg)

跟成长中心打交道两年,最炸裂的对话出现了。

第1节晚自习我正常点名答到,过了一小会,出去上厕所。在两年以来的自习当中,这都是完全正常的正常行为,所有老师连看都懒得看我一眼,但zl同志可不一样。室友发信息表示,...

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post_number: 763
2026-04-18 12:06
user: chw
likes: 4
经典环节之家长乱动桌子,我虽说没有什么饰品,但多少有点恋旧情节,把各种从初中到现在攒的小物件都一直收在桌子前面,然后主打一个乱糟糟的,自然难免爱干净的姥姥的上下其手,很多情况下,遇到这种事,跟家长多急上几回,可能会有略微改善,但是治标不治本,最后的建议还是,早上大学

### 挂面
topic_id: 12521
category: 卮言
2026-04-13 16:05

post_number: 1
2026-04-13 16:05
user: Hatsune_miku
likes: 19
![20260414_000237|1080x1440](upload://z3qXL79BjAVm2Qlq8lgMnqPM3za.jpeg)
@suen 喵你怎么挂树上了

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post_number: 4
2026-04-14 03:28
user: suen
likes: 4
https://youtu.be/WM6PTjhHfDk?si=G66rPB3vQGfp77oH

### 书籍是高考退步的滑梯
topic_id: 12507
category: 卮言
2026-04-13 02:50

post_number: 1
2026-04-13 02:50
user: without_name
likes: 18
为保障同学们能够**心无旁骛地备战高考**,并顺利完成图书归还工作,现对预科部同学的校园卡借书权限作如下安排:
1.借书权限到期时间:校园卡借书权限将于 4 月 30 日 到期。请同学们在 4 月 30 日前 将所借图书全部归还至图书馆,以便图书馆进行统一整理
(西岳通知)

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post_number: 19
2026-04-14 02:01
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 2
梁家河

### Leader人格测试
topic_id: 12481
category: 卮言
2026-04-10 13:48

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post_number: 31
2026-04-15 02:04
user: suen
likes: 17
最近各种人格测试不是特别火嘛,教育部为了响应这个潮流,准备两个月之后搞一个测测你适合上什么大学的活动,有6份问卷,每份大概90-150分钟,到时候大家记得参加

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post_number: 36
2026-04-15 22:42
user: okkk
likes: 2
直接测出普京。。。

### 见芽芳有感
topic_id: 12585
category: 卮言
2026-04-16 15:47

post_number: 1
2026-04-16 15:47
user: Xuqisi
likes: 16
木下斑驳纹,似是汝眉痕。
古来咏春有,可有伤春人。

![IMG_20260411_122524|4096x2304](upload://iNGGervLSrRSSEWcXFKTSZA8LZJ.jpeg)

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post_number: 10
2026-04-19 13:05
user: colas
likes: 1
春去也,飞红万点愁如海

### 2026足球杯最具人气书院奖投票趋势
topic_id: 12620
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-04-19 05:13

post_number: 1
2026-04-19 05:13
user: acetaffy
likes: 11
https://vote.pkus.link/
数据每30分钟获取、更新一次 由于本次投票未设定截止时间,暂定数据统计截止至4月23日(书院杯足球赛闭幕式当日)24:00。
校内平板访问可使用https://vote.bdfz.chat/ (由 @TealParticle 提供的反代,非常感谢)

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post_number: 20
2026-04-20 00:06
user: Adler
likes: 5
做自己喜欢的事,支持自己喜欢的书院,这是什么罪大恶极的事吗?

### 如何表白?
topic_id: 3004
category: 卮言
2024-10-29 06:48

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post_number: 369
2026-04-19 13:14
user: okkk
likes: 11
最神人的那年,给一个男的发“我认为我对你有点好感”(原句)

数了十个数后撤回

这就是我们俩最后一条聊天记录

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post_number: 373
2026-04-19 14:45
user: gggggg
likes: 4
说不准呢))

### 怎么又下雪了…
topic_id: 10909
category: 個人帖
2026-01-17 01:18

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post_number: 130
2026-04-13 00:16
user: chw
likes: 10
年一的历史和基本上倒数第一的数学同时出现了

![Screenshot_20260413_081652|1803x1281](upload://bfxAs6KkBu6RttqIZ0baLeTdGX2.jpeg)

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post_number: 178
2026-04-19 13:13
user: chw
likes: 5
一模彻底成区了,但是到现在,感觉更重要的还是不停的往前蠕动,谁蛄蛹到最后谁就能赢

### 要多朝鮮,有多天朝
topic_id: 12587
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-04-17 00:02

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post_number: 3
2026-04-17 00:07
user: nya
likes: 12
艹搞这玩意的死全家了,幸好我刚断了自动续费去充阿里云盘
牢中自己整天炫压抑出的爱情片一坨狗屎科幻片让昊京演一演新年档各种档随便海报上写个毛笔字就能火动画更是低幼3D建模我看本子都不看3D的。。。

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post_number: 83
2026-04-17 10:43
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 2
唯心主义这一块😺😺😺

### 发现自己好像是弯的,怎么办?
topic_id: 12573
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-04-16 02:01

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post_number: 10
2026-04-16 02:11
user: keade
likes: 12
![IMG_9418|1206x182](upload://1Teqia3j2xteLd5YVsD1d3FgnFr.jpeg)

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post_number: 15
2026-04-16 03:50
user: Ankahia
likes: 2
ohno那楼主未成年是不是得把祖国父亲抓去幼保

### 送你一点小垃圾:P
topic_id: 9186
category: 個人帖
2025-11-12 11:58

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post_number: 1684
2026-04-14 08:15
user: dfeath777
likes: 13
![Screenshot_20260414_161503|1200x2000](upload://9kUIGwvLibbj5QpJpKRuJVDKFxo.jpeg)

除了选填做的真的好吧😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
为什么😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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post_number: 1763
2026-04-19 07:17
user: dfeath777
likes: 0
行。

### 天生不适合应试教育怎么办
topic_id: 12541
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-04-14 12:26

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post_number: 31
2026-04-15 01:07
user: Axiom
likes: 12
bro虽然不适合应试教育但似乎也是被世界顶级大学录取了

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post_number: 63
2026-04-16 01:22
user: kongting
likes: 1
[quote="without_name, post:62, topic:12541"]
背带
[/quote]

捕捉关节词
🐔🏀

不过说的有道理啊,学到了学到了 :shaking_face:

### 什么是爱?
topic_id: 12527
category: 卮言
2026-04-14 01:47

post_number: 1
2026-04-14 01:47
user: kongting
likes: 12
非血缘亲人之间的亲情,单指恋人之间的爱。
与友情等情感不同的是,爱情似乎具有专一的特性,这种专一包含着托付自己和对对方负责…
算了我也不知道我想说什么,母胎单身十八年阴暗鼠鼠在线发电

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post_number: 290
2026-04-15 09:29
user: MYIHV
likes: 1
DS亲女,然后Gemini也不能多让,GPT或者claude看起来客观但是很固执到了一个限度就过不去了,grok价值观对但是智商感人。

### 統練202603
topic_id: 12351
category: 卮言
2026-04-01 05:15

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post_number: 6
2026-04-13 03:53
user: suen
likes: 11
啊啊啊啊啊啊

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post_number: 18
2026-04-17 02:25
user: 000
likes: 2
91919191

### 这是一个进入异次元的入口
topic_id: 12595
category: 卮言
2026-04-17 10:44

post_number: 1
2026-04-17 10:44
user: gggggg
likes: 10
我很好奇这个论坛二次元浓度有多少。

如果浓度高我是不是可以在这发点我推或者瑞平看过的番……

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post_number: 167
2026-04-18 05:50
user: Incomparable
likes: 3
给我串一个colas,直接降到安全电压以下了

220/13=16.92307692

### 南楼应该再开个咖啡厅
topic_id: 12555
category: 卮言
2026-04-15 05:26

post_number: 1
2026-04-15 05:26
user: dyyyy
likes: 10
并非咖啡厅,能卖咖啡就行,想到入预以后每天要花更多的时间学习,应该会比现在更累,更容易困,就更需要咖啡续命,然而南楼到屿汀或西楼咖啡厅都太远,就算下课马上跑过去也排上长队了,于是排到差不多上课才买上,感觉很不方便,于是我觉得在南楼多整几个咖啡售卖点,就一个机器不占别的空间的那种,就挺好。

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post_number: 14
2026-04-16 09:16
user: Rhumbos
likes: 3
想你了学长

### 强基计划
topic_id: 12509
category: 卮言
2026-04-13 05:18

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post_number: 26
2026-04-19 13:21
user: without_name
likes: 9
二班某神秘班导声称除了北清别的学校强基都没降几分
所以劝我们都去报北清强基
这位老师还说过希望我们班一半清北一半北清

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post_number: 86
2026-04-19 23:34
user: chw
likes: 4
大学专业期望不断下降这一块,从高一想着北大,到高二想去人大,最后现在只要能上外院就是赢

### 我能想到最浪漫的事⋯⋯
topic_id: 12622
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-04-19 09:32

post_number: 1
2026-04-19 09:32
user: suen
likes: 11
![image|1064x1200, 75%](upload://rpBsfIXOVzeWZiOf4HODywoPLON.jpeg)

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post_number: 24
2026-04-19 13:56
user: Mrs.Castorice
likes: 1
:drooling_face: 谢谢陌生人的祝福

### 课本or笔记本上画的小东西
topic_id: 3524
solved: true
category: 卮言
2024-11-27 12:45

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post_number: 28
2026-04-14 02:38
user: dyyyy
likes: 10
![IMG_20260414_103731|4160x2600](upload://qy1XcMBhBjrQNmfSmgi0Xo2RgZz.jpeg)

post_number: 29
2026-04-14 02:39
user: kongting
likes: 2
可爱捏 :patpat:

### 还有2425届的在看suen老师的这个平台吗
topic_id: 12586
category: 卮言
2026-04-16 15:49

post_number: 1
2026-04-16 15:49
user: Xuqisi
likes: 10
如题,想知道有多少人还在

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post_number: 87
2026-04-17 23:34
user: Hatsune_miku
likes: 1
你牛大了

### 记录和校网斗争
topic_id: 12594
category: 卮言
2026-04-17 08:47

post_number: 1
2026-04-17 08:47
user: Shenren
likes: 9
如题,西楼四层 W403 到 W401 的网奇差无比,用一会就断联,叫信息中心的人来看,声称没有任何问题。
实在没办法了

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post_number: 20
2026-04-17 11:49
user: dfeath777
likes: 2
别搞啊

### 急需一台彩色打印机,请问有没有人家里有一台并且能彩打的
topic_id: 12615
category: 卮言
2026-04-18 13:03

post_number: 1
2026-04-18 13:03
user: phaner-D
likes: 9
如题,目前准备打50*2张彩色图片每张A4纸两张图片这样子

### 垃圾筒🌚
topic_id: 7880
category: 個人帖
2025-07-17 12:52

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post_number: 739
2026-04-17 03:20
user: nya
likes: 9
一周只有两节体育了?!
翘课

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post_number: 751
2026-04-19 14:17
user: nya
likes: 0
第二季看完,真的有权游那么上瘾了
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啥阴?又没有我。

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