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Community Activity Report: September 15 - September 22, 2025

Period: 2025-09-15 to 2025-09-22
New Topics: 51
New Posts: 509
Active Users: @suen (159 likes, 61 posts), @cnboy (123 likes, 37 posts), @nya (89 likes, 31 posts)

Overview

This week, the forum was dominated by a stark contrast between the experiences of current students and recent alumni. On one hand, discussions about escalating administrative controls on campus, from physical spaces to digital devices, were rampant. On the other, graduates shared candid stories from their new university lives, offering a glimpse into the freedoms and challenges that lie ahead. This dynamic created a rich tapestry of conversation, weaving together themes of autonomy, privacy, creative expression, and community resilience. Alongside these serious debates, the community continued to bond over shared humor, personal projects, and a steady stream of adorable pet photos.

Highlights of the Week

A significant point of discussion centered on the perceived tightening of school regulations. The conversation was sparked by news that the International Department’s “book activity” space, a traditionally flexible area for students, had been formally converted into a mandatory self-study classroom. This change was seen by many as a move towards a more rigid and controlled environment. The sentiment was amplified by a parallel development: the implementation of new time limits on school-issued smart tablets. In that thread, @Adler lamented that promises made by the school during a recent student meeting had not been honored, deepening a sense of mistrust. The crackdown on personal electronics also continued to be a hot topic, with reports of supervisors conducting surprise checks during lunch breaks and persistent rumors of school leadership using surveillance camera footage to catch students on their phones. These incidents fueled broader debates about student autonomy, such as the ongoing controversy in Gewu College over seating arrangements. #卮言

While current students grappled with campus restrictions, recent graduates offered a different perspective from their university lives. @Michael-MiaoX provided a particularly detailed and compelling account of his military training experience in the 吐槽某高校军训 thread. He shared a number of jarring anecdotes, including a story about his roommate’s profound unfamiliarity with urban life and a deeply concerning incident where student assistants were instructed to inspect every student’s phone photo album, including recently deleted files. He also recounted conversations with classmates from Henan, shedding light on the immense academic pressure they face, where even a score of 680 on the Gaokao is not enough to secure a spot at a top university’s main campus. Complementing this, @nocatnozzz continued to document her university journey in 离了我北就觉得我北哪哪哪都更好了, sharing her experiences with everything from professors making minor mistakes in class to being rejected from a preliminary party membership interview after what she described as a “laid-back” performance, amusingly noting that the interviewer, also a Beijing native, “understood.”

The ongoing changes at the school have prompted deeper reflections on its evolving culture and identity. In a blog post shared on the forum, 怕你不看,怕你真看, @suen reminisced about past debates over the role of mentors, connecting them to the current trend of tutors becoming more like traditional, authoritative “class teachers.” This shift has not gone unnoticed by students, with @cnboy expressing a feeling that the school he once knew has been replaced by a “substitute.” A discussion titled 怎麼見面 explored how new rules are impacting student interaction, with @gggggg suggesting that the atmosphere is ultimately shaped more by the people than the policies themselves. The sentiment that the school is moving away from its ethos of independence is a recurring theme, fueling anxieties about its future direction.

Amidst the debates and anxieties, the forum flourished as a vibrant hub for creativity and personal storytelling. User @276213723 was particularly prolific, sharing a series of beautifully written prose pieces, including 白鸟, 冒泡铜花, and an essay on identity titled 漫画人生. They also posted a heartwarming illustrated account of a chance encounter and long conversation with a stranger at a Daoist temple. Other members also shared their creative work, such as @dfeath777’s fictional narrative 羽傳 and @chw’s announcement of a major update to their personal blog. These contributions underscore the forum’s vital role as a space for self-expression and introspection, offering a creative counterpoint to the more pragmatic discussions of school life.

Community and camaraderie were also strengthened through lighter, more social threads. The long-running topic 纸短,情長 continued to be a forum favorite, filled this week with delightful photos of pets shared by @suen, @colas, and @276213723, providing a dose of daily cheer. Humor served as a crucial outlet for stress, with members sharing jokes and memes in threads like 今日份笑話 and 来点梗图. Music-sharing threads, such as the ones for Gw3 and Zz3, also saw lively participation, allowing members to connect over shared artistic tastes. These moments of levity and shared enjoyment are fundamental to the forum’s culture, providing a space for members to relax, laugh, and reinforce their bonds. #卮言

Key Insights and Trends

The Pervasiveness of “Control” as a Central Theme: A clear and dominant trend this week was the community’s heightened focus on issues of institutional control and surveillance. This was not a single-issue concern but a multi-faceted anxiety expressed across numerous threads. The discourse ranged from the control of physical space in the International Department, to the digital restrictions on tablets, and the deeply personal violation of privacy through rumored camera monitoring and in-person device checks. The story of an invasive phone album inspection during university military training resonated strongly, suggesting that these anxieties about autonomy are not confined to high school but are part of a broader societal concern that students are increasingly confronting.

The “Alumni Mirror” and Preparation for University Life: The active participation of recent graduates has created a fascinating “alumni mirror” effect. As current students document what they perceive as a loss of freedom, alumni are simultaneously navigating the realities of true independence at university. The experiences shared by @nocatnozzz, such as the need to challenge professors and advocate for oneself, highlight the practical skills required for higher education. This juxtaposition creates a powerful, implicit conversation about what best prepares students for the future: a structured, controlled environment or one that fosters the very independence that seems to be diminishing.

A Forum for Both Activism and Art: This week highlighted the forum’s dual role as a platform for grassroots reporting and a salon for creative expression. On one hand, threads about school policies function as a real-time chronicle of student concerns, capturing a sense of frustration with a system that feels unresponsive. As one user put it, > “大家都在用珍贵的屏幕使用时间来反馈一个得不到回应的问题” (“Everyone is using their precious screen time to give feedback on an issue that gets no response”). On the other hand, the platform is rich with artistic and literary contributions, from the poetic prose of @276213723 (#8313) to the fictional storytelling of @dfeath777 (#8282), showcasing a deep need for personal expression that exists alongside the political.

Engaging with the Wider World: Discussions were by no means limited to the school’s campus. Members showed a strong engagement with broader societal issues and current events. The follow-up on the Wuhan University library incident sparked a debate on justice and institutional accountability, while other threads covered the corruption investigation of a Peking University official, the dark legacy of “internet addiction” treatment centers, and even a technical discussion about an alleged GFW data leak. This demonstrates that the forum serves as an important space for its members to process and debate the complexities of the world beyond their immediate environment.

Humor and Personal Connection as an Antidote: Despite the prevalence of serious and often frustrating topics, the community’s culture of humor and mutual support remained a powerful force. The simple, consistent joy derived from sharing pet photos in 纸短,情長 cannot be overstated. Memes and jokes, often directly related to the very policies causing stress, provided a crucial release valve and a way to build solidarity. For instance, a tongue-in-cheek suggestion to interrogate a former school official to “excavate” school history brought levity to a quest for information. This resilience and the ability to find shared moments of joy are indicative of a strong and supportive community fabric.

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## Summary
Start Date: 2025-09-15
End Date: 2025-09-22
New posts: 509
New topics: 51
Top users:
@suen (159 likes, 61 posts)
@cnboy (123 likes, 37 posts)
@nya (89 likes, 31 posts)
@276213723 (63 likes, 26 posts)
@nocatnozzz (61 likes, 14 posts)
@gggggg (61 likes, 37 posts)
@Michael-MiaoX (56 likes, 9 posts)
@Creative (53 likes, 35 posts)
@Adler (52 likes, 11 posts)
@without_name (42 likes, 21 posts)

## Topics

### 吐槽某高校军训
topic_id: 8182
category: 卮言
2025-09-09 14:53

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post_number: 19
2025-09-16 11:38
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 17
excerpt: 宿舍四个人里三个人都打算国庆回家,只剩下一个从江西一个县城来的室友打算国庆留校。

另一个从广州来的室友问他国庆假期宿舍就他一个人他打算怎么安排,得到的回答是他打算在学校里待八天哪也不去。

我很疑惑问他为什么不打算趁这个时间好好逛一下这个城市,得到的回答是他害怕自己一个人出去旅行,在上大学前除了故乡以外这世界上他唯一去过的地方就是上海,还是和家人去的。他不会坐地铁,不会使用导航软件,哪怕他去学着用导航,他也不知道他有哪些想去的目的地,他也不知道该如何去寻找他想去的目的地。他...

post_number: 20
2025-09-17 11:04
user: dfeath777
likes: 6
其实是一边举手一边跳一边哭

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post_number: 23
2025-09-17 14:02
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 4
不在。放心,京内院校很少有敢这么整学生的,尤其是北京市属院校,京✌🏻多的话学校是不敢惹学生的

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post_number: 26
2025-09-18 13:38
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 7
军训的时候和旁边三个河南老哥聊天,先是被他们高中的“河南模式”震撼,然后得知河南考生今年680分只能上人大苏州分校上不了北京本校,690分只能尝试冲一冲清北,700分以上108人,更加震撼了。

河南老哥说河南有很多县城的高分考生会冲北大小语种,他说:“河南的高中生在高中三年只想着一件事,那就是考出河南,至少要考到郑州。他们用这件事来证明自己的价值,并不在乎自己以后的职业规划,只要能考出河南,一切就是值得的。”

post_number: 27
2025-09-18 14:43
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 6
excerpt: 插播个乐子,因为查寝组墨迹所以今天澡堂快关门的时候才去洗澡,估计是因为澡堂快关门了,澡堂大爷已经开始打扫一些更衣室远端的部分,然后我和室友洗完澡换衣服的时候听着大爷搁那儿虚空索敌大吼,骂那些去更衣室远端他刚打扫过的地方换衣服的人(估计那群人也不知道那里已经打扫完了)。

只听见大爷用洪亮的声音夹杂着脏话循环大骂几句话:

“更衣室里那么多地方,你们就非得去那里面?”

“这里不是你们家,我不...

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post_number: 29
2025-09-20 06:15
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 4
中午查寝组不敲门就直接破门进来检查有没有睡觉,干睡觉以外其他事的直接拍照,弥补我毕业之后没经历摆专严管这一块👍🏻

post_number: 30
2025-09-20 14:41
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 6
军训两周以来爆的最大的一个典:晚上拉歌大会,拉歌大会后由学长学姐担任的学生助理教官收到临时通知,要求挨个检查学生的手机相册有没有拍摄与军训有关的照片,且还要检查最近删除的照片,在检查的过程中,学长可以看到我相册中其他的照片。

​我倒是并不怪罪学助们,毕竟也只是秉公办事,且已经在过程中“适当的”睁一只眼闭一只眼了。但我比较感到失望的是很多人把这事给当成玩笑毫不在乎,后来问了几个人,他们也只是觉得这件事不是很舒服,而不是觉得这件事事关自己的“隐私权”……

post_number: 31
2025-09-20 14:53
user: suen
likes: 10
多年前國安來學校想檢查學生手機都需要找老師以個人名義看⋯⋯

### 紙短,情長
topic_id: 2582
category: 卮言
2024-10-05 10:19

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post_number: 290
2025-09-16 03:18
user: 276213723
likes: 5
![IMG_20250916_111543|2600x4160](upload://xukH3DLiGqWjDtv30ICuHmNlkob.jpeg)

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post_number: 292
2025-09-16 14:11
user: colas
likes: 5
![08c9b9b0c5ff9302cf72833e27948437_compress|2560x1536](upload://uvzjPReSOWOSrspyK9X1RBsPrng.jpeg)

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post_number: 294
2025-09-17 12:57
user: suen
likes: 5
![IMG_1716|4284x5712](upload://msaiVIiTpaepWKZyztMeTaDtOJU.jpeg)

post_number: 295
2025-09-18 10:15
user: suen
likes: 6
![IMG_1717|5712x4284](upload://u6FcR6m1jezAWkzANWVz2UVxFZj.jpeg)

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post_number: 297
2025-09-18 14:23
user: suen
likes: 4
後悔送我養了吧:)

post_number: 298
2025-09-19 06:06
user: colas
likes: 7
![IMG_20250918_195428|2496x4160](upload://ls4QzrBFKSRhOGtnvI1ptKNX8HD.jpeg)
![IMG_20250918_195508|2496x4160](upload://ihr2UJN53jPTn4BEDgYfTS0jtH4.jpeg)

post_number: 299
2025-09-19 12:47
user: suen
likes: 9
![IMG_1718|4284x5712](upload://nWfFySQ83Ld0OS29z1sFKybCYao.jpeg)

post_number: 300
2025-09-20 10:50
user: suen
likes: 7
![IMG_1722|4032x1639](upload://1DDlOSl1EHzVPDTB95EUXmBqy81.jpeg)

post_number: 301
2025-09-21 11:46
user: suen
likes: 5
![IMG_1724|1490x4032, 50%](upload://79mOvPGC58zpxwgIocWQu6yDARQ.jpeg)

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post_number: 303
2025-09-21 12:00
user: 276213723
likes: 4
这波和猫猫表情配合得很好(

### 离了我北就觉得我北哪哪哪都更好了——本科生活吐槽&分享贴
topic_id: 8051
category: 卮言
2025-08-25 04:36

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post_number: 103
2025-09-15 05:49
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 9
excerpt: 教材给我发错了,我还得重新去换哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!我不行了。。
第一节无机化学课,老师说Cu的电子排布式是【Ar】3d94s2,击败在座20位人类的化学观,被我们纠正了
第二节微积分老师两个低级错误。。。
吓昏了,但我觉得是干科研干得忘了这些小东西了
转念一想,北的年轻老师好多本硕都是顶级985,吓昏了
莫名好冷,好不容易周末快好了的感冒又复发了,四个45分钟擤了快半包纸抽
但我舞蹈团进...

post_number: 104
2025-09-15 09:07
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 12
excerpt: 我感觉我现在在班里的形象就是一个大刺头
我不仅是班里七个女生唯一一个不参评班委的,还是在班群里问班主任做的班委投票“改成最多八票且可以少投会不会更合理”
无机老师在群里说要用北理工专门的作业纸,让去问学服的人,我先去了学服小超市问,小超市的人说没有,我又去学服问,说在小超市。于是我在群里“学服的人员说在楼下超市药店对面的文具店力,能找到的就这几种,请问是哪种”,还发了照片
我无敌了...

post_number: 105
2025-09-15 10:41
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 7
真实,从北专出来以后对啥都不拐弯抹角

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post_number: 116
2025-09-17 14:12
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 4
🐟啊,过上了自己六年渴望的自律生活了。。。
我要是高三有这个毅力!!! :enraged_face:
![1a94161bba44c1accd443517bf0b542b|1278x1704, 50%](upload://qT2fLW3UqL0c9F3fdGBgpybN2Gt.jpeg)
这两天有聊无聊就骚扰爸妈,我的父母什么时候逃离原生闺女()
感动自己了反正

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post_number: 119
2025-09-19 01:24
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 12
预备党员谈话一问三不知被退货了,看我吊儿郎当问我是不是北京的,乐了,他是19届北京考生,还得是北京考生懂北京考生
等啥时候需要再入吧

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post_number: 121
2025-09-21 11:40
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 4
我要开始往科研领域掺水了 :angry_face_with_horns:

### 国际部的书活已消失
topic_id: 8277
category: 卮言
2025-09-18 09:53

post_number: 1
2025-09-18 09:53
user: cuiboran
likes: 12
excerpt: 第一个提出把书活变成教室的人真是天才,目前书活已名存实亡。处于存在与不存在的叠加态中。

![IMG_4079|4032x3024](upload://cbYjNQIEJEE68lFPOhkAJov5iuH.jpeg)

![IMG_4078|4032x3024](upload://dewATacESh73IUgJT6trvxq6qRI.jpeg)

![IMG_4077|4284x5712](upload://i3m7Xaw6Yw44fIE6OIX0...

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post_number: 3
2025-09-18 12:08
user: cnboy
likes: 9
书院好似喵

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post_number: 5
2025-09-18 14:47
user: VCJ
likes: 8
突然想到去年27刚入学的时候真的要把手机放到手机袋里,甚至还有老师查…不过26的不用放因为”已经管不住了“:grinning_face:

post_number: 6
2025-09-18 23:20
user: oranlu
likes: 4
[quote="cuiboran, post:1, topic:8277"]
第一个提出把书活变成教室的人真是天才
[/quote]

什么????这也太???????????
这一天终于还是来了。。。。没想到居然从道尔顿开始

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post_number: 9
2025-09-19 03:04
user: nya
likes: 4
变成自习室了,而且必须在这里自习(

post_number: 10
2025-09-19 04:30
user: cuiboran
likes: 6
道爷也听话捏😋 不听话的成为不了领军人才

### Gw3点歌(
topic_id: 8256
category: 卮言
2025-09-17 06:22

post_number: 1
2025-09-17 06:22
user: ni2027
likes: 5
放点什么(

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post_number: 6
2025-09-17 06:44
user: 000
likes: 17
https://youtu.be/JDzYa-alcJk?si=IdlXY1v-0CkN4yNi

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post_number: 17
2025-09-19 01:55
user: cnboy
likes: 6
这帖子有点哈人了

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post_number: 19
2025-09-19 01:56
user: Novadrift
likes: 4
https://youtu.be/3ljiYt1Cwxc

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post_number: 29
2025-09-21 12:17
user: Genshininfected
likes: 2
希望大家珍惜自己美好的高中时光

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1SHXhYCEko?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.-1&vd_source=ca6136b9568b4554e4dfc7092787de84

### 怎麼見面
topic_id: 8274
category: 卮言
2025-09-18 03:02

post_number: 1
2025-09-18 03:02
user: suen
likes: 6
https://bdfz.net/posts/it/

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post_number: 4
2025-09-18 03:37
user: cnboy
likes: 8
可以站在桌子上(

![IMG_0123|402x252](upload://txscaafMt5PCgl0bM4v9jRJm1AW.jpeg)

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post_number: 7
2025-09-18 06:45
user: suen
likes: 5
![Screenshot 2025-09-17 at 23.44.23|3038x952, 50%](upload://968jKFTeC7Ndkf0PZSg3m9giszk.png)

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post_number: 9
2025-09-18 13:52
user: gggggg
likes: 5
27还是和我们不一样。我记得有一次导师课大家在3层某个教室也是拉了椅子堆在一起玩玩闹闹笑笑,更不用说还有别的导师组的同学过来电。(不可否认那个会议室挺好玩的,虽然夏天真的很热)但是这是制度的问题吗?我觉得是人的问题。

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post_number: 11
2025-09-18 15:47
user: Adler
likes: 4
一切交给时间……他们跟suen要相处的时间还长呢,比我们距离高考的时间还长

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post_number: 19
2025-09-19 13:36
user: Creative
likes: 1
@oranlu

啊,原來如此!謎底解開了,完全沒關係的。

感謝您的澄清,我還以為這是一次對我偵測「不存在意象」能力的高難度壓力測試呢。

那句「学生不是傻狗学校未必不是」聽起來是個很有趣的切入點。如果之後需要分析那篇文章,隨時把連結發給我!

### 一些些上高三的感想(被迫版)
topic_id: 7657
category: 卮言
2025-07-01 05:22

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post_number: 202
2025-09-15 14:27
user: gggggg
likes: 4
成年100天倒计时

嘎

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post_number: 212
2025-09-19 02:25
user: ISAF
likes: 5
预科部疑似有不定时监控抓手机使用,情况不明。

post_number: 213
2025-09-19 03:12
user: nya
likes: 5
卫生间总不能装监控吧。对吧

post_number: 214
2025-09-19 04:36
user: nya
likes: 6
我去我去,刚刚经过监控室,有人进去,透过门缝一看里面有几个校领导在看一大堆教室的监控

post_number: 215
2025-09-19 05:25
user: ISAF
likes: 4
看来是真的了,随机抽查使用手机

听说看到用手机,直接拍下监控画面,发老师群里

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post_number: 217
2025-09-19 12:00
user: without_name
likes: 4
拿手机给他们拍下来(x

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post_number: 236
2025-09-21 15:00
user: gggggg
likes: 1
https://gggggg.bearblog.dev/1224/
啦啦啦啦啦啦

### 速报:智能平板增加限时功能
topic_id: 8273
category: 卮言
2025-09-18 00:57

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post_number: 2
2025-09-18 01:02
user: pigeon-god
likes: 9
“大家都在用珍贵的屏幕使用时间来反馈一个得不到回应的问题“,说的没错🫠

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post_number: 5
2025-09-18 01:28
user: Adler
likes: 7
现在没有一个平台去保证学生的知情权。一周前的座谈会,学校对参会学生做出了承诺,但今天就是承诺的ddl了,问题仍未完全解决,后续的沟通和质询据说被无视了

现在大概只有小部分人在持续尝试接触校方并知晓座谈会的具体情况,这些“承诺”如果没人知道,就等于没说

post_number: 6
2025-09-18 02:02
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 6
什么卧薪尝胆10年归来初心不改。。。

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post_number: 14
2025-09-18 03:23
user: cnboy
likes: 5
我有点怀疑现在的北大附中是不是替身了,,,

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post_number: 25
2025-09-18 14:13
user: MYIHV
likes: 1
27各个都精通绕过平板限制

### 武大通报图书馆事件调查结果
topic_id: 8298
category: 卮言
2025-09-20 02:18

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post_number: 2
2025-09-20 05:17
user: Adler
likes: 9
XXX是喜欢折中的

虽然处分取消了,但是杨畜一点事没有

虽然杨畜一点事没有,但是处分取消了

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post_number: 4
2025-09-20 05:19
user: cnboy
likes: 8
同学能别隔着屏幕挠痒痒了吗,我要控告你骚扰我了 :sweat_smile:

post_number: 5
2025-09-20 09:03
user: cnboy
likes: 5
excerpt: 9月20日,武汉市中级人民法院官网发布通报:

湖北省武汉经济技术开发区人民法院对杨某媛诉肖某瑫性骚扰损害责任纠纷一案,于2025年7月25日作出一审判决:驳回杨某媛的全部诉讼请求。杨某媛不服该判决,向武汉中院提起上诉。

武汉中院经不公开开庭审理后认为,一审判决认定事实清楚,适用法律正确,应予维持。**武汉中院于2025年9月17日作出二审判决:驳回上诉,维持...

post_number: 6
2025-09-20 09:04
user: MYIHV
likes: 0
法院难得正常一回

### 如何考古?
topic_id: 8278
solved: true
category: 卮言
2025-09-18 13:39

post_number: 1
2025-09-18 13:39
user: Syd_Waters
likes: 4
嗯,,,有點標題黨。

突發奇想想考古二單,挖墳也好,翻書也好,總之,求教學。

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post_number: 4
2025-09-19 03:01
user: Adler
likes: 11
捕获前二单督导孫玉磊,对其严刑拷打即可

post_number: 5
2025-09-19 05:31
user: cnboy
likes: 5
前往平谷某神秘学校拷打校长也行

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post_number: 9
2025-09-20 10:23
user: Syd_Waters
likes: 1
。。。氣笑了

### 今日份笑話
topic_id: 8275
category: 卮言
2025-09-18 04:37

post_number: 1
2025-09-18 04:37
user: suen
likes: 5
![image|1032x624](upload://kfbWxCOop51aD8ypmgLKoL95EI6.jpeg)

@Creative 
你笑了不?:)

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post_number: 4
2025-09-19 04:31
user: shuhuimaomao
likes: 15
🙃

![IMG_3411|1876x1052](upload://moYzpHb7a3de6qtmgyE0xAclRdq.jpeg)

### 666查到个人电子设备是有奖金吗
topic_id: 8202
category: 卮言
2025-09-11 14:15

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post_number: 13
2025-09-15 14:51
user: P9pijiu
likes: 9
反正是班主任(fmx)审核,申请理由就骂了遍学校pad,写完后发现好爽

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post_number: 17
2025-09-15 23:47
user: ISAF
likes: 4
今早又被抓一个手机,就放在桌上被巡查到了,注意留意手机使用安全

似乎要求记录班级姓名学号以及班导师(?)

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post_number: 20
2025-09-16 02:08
user: Adler
likes: 6
班级姓名学号班导师,“犯错事由”和日期

之后巡楼者给纸拍照,把纸带走了

预科部电子设备扣分也是满三分处分

post_number: 21
2025-09-16 14:24
user: zzz1
likes: 1
范哥 :sob:

### 詛咒一切獨裁與協助獨裁者,不得好死⋯⋯
topic_id: 8297
category: 卮言
2025-09-20 01:48

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post_number: 8
2025-09-20 07:22
user: without_name
likes: 5
也不尽然,地名本就是更多音译的,你非得把里边的文化渊源和意义翻译出来也许更好,但是决不能说音译是懒或者怎么样。
而且有些东西就是有文化差异,比如人民大学翻译个people university就是很奇怪,龙翻译成dragon约等于你把恐龙也叫dragon
纽约也没见你翻译成新约克啊
当然把站翻译成[Zhan]就是纯纯脑瘫了

post_number: 9
2025-09-20 07:35
user: cnboy
likes: 9
感觉人民大学站一直都是Renmin University Station

post_number: 10
2025-09-20 14:07
user: without_name
likes: 4
对,但是之前确实有人提为什么不翻译成people‘s university
我知道这事是看到有人说过这个文化差异

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post_number: 12
2025-09-21 10:44
user: without_name
likes: 1
4号线✌

### 若说有奇缘
topic_id: 8313
category: 卮言
2025-09-21 11:14

post_number: 1
2025-09-21 11:14
user: 276213723
likes: 6
![1758452835680|600x600](upload://um82bBwUsHEM5a4G4fhWKmmLXxc.png)
草草用画记录下今天的神奇缘分

post_number: 2
2025-09-21 11:27
user: 276213723
likes: 7
找了半天才找到这种角度的白云观三清殿()从中午一直聊到观里下班……一开始是坐在殿里,她盘着腿我抱着腿,她扔过来两包纸让我垫着坐,潮气有点重。后来开始收贡果了她就领着我靠在门外的朱栏上俯瞰香火香客氤氲,聊了她去各种观遇到的轶事……

post_number: 3
2025-09-21 13:03
user: 276213723
likes: 4
兜里两截断香还在,那两包纸也还在。手掌上一点被香烫出的小泡也还在。
她给我讲她去龙虎山的经历,与那里一些道士也相熟,我从未如此彻透地感受“江湖”之所在……有趣(

### 注意防寒
topic_id: 8304
category: 卮言
2025-09-20 12:59

post_number: 1
2025-09-20 12:59
user: dfeath777
likes: 9
rt,烧了

post_number: 2
2025-09-20 14:34
user: gggggg
likes: 7
早日康复!!

今天我们班也五六个人没来,,上午第一排六个人只剩俩。。

### 怕你不看,怕你真看
topic_id: 8250
category: 卮言
2025-09-17 04:44

post_number: 1
2025-09-17 04:44
user: suen
likes: 5
excerpt: https://bdfz.net/posts/info/

# 怕你不看,怕你真看

*2025-09-17 11:52*

有些吵過的架,可能一直沒過去。
那就,文字篇章,送行;
並以此給自己導生,知道此後此事,你們導師如此處理的因由。

十多年前,也是做導師。印象最深的不是和學生見面,而是和其時某些行政部門吵架。吵點很簡單,要給學生乃至家長的各類學校通知,在已有線上平台時,是否還要通過導師⋯⋯
沒錯,我堅持...

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post_number: 7
2025-09-17 05:13
user: cnboy
likes: 8
bdfz所培养的一直都是独立自主的学生
换句话说,只有独立自主的学生才能在bdfz有所成长
班主任这个东西本来就不适合所有人
但现在的导师班主任化,不论西楼还是南楼,都很难评。。。

### 老師為什麼無敵
topic_id: 8305
category: 卮言
2025-09-20 13:03

post_number: 1
2025-09-20 13:03
user: suen
likes: 11
![image|1080x1038](upload://8AJze3d87keEiuIpRdcybKlwqnm.jpeg)

post_number: 2
2025-09-20 14:33
user: gggggg
likes: 1
数学老师,天下无敌

### 格物书院再次就换座位问题引发激烈大讨论
topic_id: 8222
category: 卮言
2025-09-13 17:23

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post_number: 27
2025-09-15 03:06
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 5
换句话说,就算在座位这种完全书院(甚至现在是班级)内的事,书院学生机构(保民官)和督导都没有哪怕任何实权,任课教师想管都能管,只是有时候不会非要管而已

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post_number: 29
2025-09-17 11:18
user: P9pijiu
likes: 6
感觉这事督导如果真要管的话,那大概率就是:

fmx:你给我个面子,按书院的规定来

sy:你给我个面子,按我的来

### 为什么我的眼中饱含泪水,因为我的眼里进满了沙子。
topic_id: 8227
category: 卮言
2025-09-15 01:43

post_number: 1
2025-09-15 01:43
user: suen
likes: 5
excerpt: # 罗翔:古代的脱口秀艺术

我是一个喜欢讲道理的人,但是没有人喜欢听道理,除非它以喜剧的形式呈现,这也是为什么那么多人爱看脱口秀。看脱口秀可以给人提供巨大的情绪价值,好的脱口秀除了情绪,更多的还是价值。作为一种冒犯的艺术,不少人认为它是舶来品。其实不然,司马迁就为这种艺术工作者写过传记。《史记•滑稽列传》记载了不少优秀的“脱口秀”艺术家。太史公说他们“谈言微中,亦可以解纷”。

齐国有一个赘婿,身高不足七尺,叫做淳于髡。齐威...

post_number: 2
2025-09-15 01:46
user: suen
likes: 4
[quote="suen, post:1, topic:8227"]
滑稽列传
[/quote]

https://ctext.org/shiji/hua-ji-lie-zhuan/zh

post_number: 3
2025-09-15 03:01
user: chw
likes: 2
史传课的记忆又回来了

### 垃圾筒🌚
topic_id: 7880
category: 卮言
2025-07-17 12:52

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post_number: 92
2025-09-19 03:09
user: nya
likes: 4
英语老师能别阴阳我了吗能别吗能别吗。想芊芊了😭芊芊绝对不会因为我课上背单词就阴阳我😭

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post_number: 97
2025-09-20 04:35
user: nya
likes: 6
![20250919_215901|2304x4096](upload://rf1yXH0fVdppbbqZnNUwqR17ZKY.jpeg)

![20250919_215814|800x1200](upload://7WJKN4zztBd2pqInwM263WVT0wx.jpeg)

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post_number: 107
2025-09-22 00:08
user: zwjzwj
likes: 0
这是神!

### 白鸟
topic_id: 8272
category: 卮言
2025-09-18 00:46

post_number: 1
2025-09-18 00:46
user: 276213723
likes: 8
excerpt: 
起风的日子是极为舒惬的。但我读不懂它,也与它不相干,除非它有意唤我,挑了我的发丝让我望向它。
我读不懂为什么盛夏也有枯叶被卷下,坠入尘泥。怎也读不懂望不见鱼的潭水,为什么会被卷起阵阵腥风。
其实我也能读懂,但是从别处读。风只与我划过,相视不语。
怎能忘旧恩,我是愧于它的。此刻只能想起一二:与旧时好友同路,遇见了她的那人,见她满心欢喜,抛下我独自追去了。站在路...

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post_number: 5
2025-09-18 00:51
user: Creative
likes: 1
你说得真好。

“白鸟就伫立在那里,风也和它如影随形”,你这句补充,让整个意境都升华了。

它不再是之前那个狂卷、凌厉、掀倒你的风,而是变得具体、温柔,成了白鸟的守护者。隔着一扇窗,只凭簌簌之声,却见证了它们最安宁的相伴。这是一种无需眼见的和解与治愈。

### 来点梗图
topic_id: 2877
category: 卮言
2024-10-22 06:48

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post_number: 428
2025-09-19 04:47
user: P9pijiu
likes: 7
![mmexport1758257195718|887x1920](upload://mia3JCQzMzLP1kT1cPohTwzBUkG.jpeg)

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post_number: 437
2025-09-21 14:34
user: Ellen_Joe
likes: 2
![IMG_2147|1170x2532](upload://efC88vGZD4MHbNPxRFpvTsouIwA.jpeg)

还在追

### 书院督导开始中午查个人设备
topic_id: 8253
category: 卮言
2025-09-17 05:55

post_number: 1
2025-09-17 05:55
user: liyikeliyike
likes: 7
被突击检查了…

post_number: 2
2025-09-17 11:08
user: dfeath777
likes: 2
幸好我在书活平板压手机

### 预科部生存指南
topic_id: 7050
category: 卮言
tags: 预科部
2025-05-22 09:17

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post_number: 134
2025-09-15 12:23
user: cnboy
likes: 6
刚才亲眼看见三层有个神人从只能半开的窗户缝里挤进来了,,,

只能说你校神人太多了

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post_number: 138
2025-09-16 02:11
user: Adler
likes: 3
佛罗里达不养闲人(并感)

### 新能源课程系统的…正确打开方式
topic_id: 8299
category: 卮言
2025-09-20 07:21

post_number: 1
2025-09-20 07:21
user: jcc
likes: 5
![HnVideoEditor_2025_09_20_151953083|video](upload://crZIsEN88msCDjn5Z0i54M57ZL3.mp4)

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post_number: 4
2025-09-21 15:56
user: jcc
likes: 4
excerpt: 用的Tampermonkey(

目前bug有亿点点多,不过预计修好后很快会在github开源~

将实现:

* 解决新能源系统点击层数极多,且需要自己手动点击问题
* 解决新能源系统常常无法查看新近考试成绩/呼出自阅窗口问题
* 退出浏览器/刷新页面后,一键回到原先路径
* 新能源系统所有图片长按可询问Gemini(不提供网络层面解决方案,需要魔法 / 自建代理API)
* UI优化:全局使用Noto Serif字体、删除新能源上一些莫名其妙的标签(例如总是“暂无数据”的紫色框)
* 检测到位于新能源登录界面...

### Zz3點歌
topic_id: 8290
category: 卮言
2025-09-19 06:30

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post_number: 3
2025-09-19 11:30
user: chw
likes: 4
去年ZZ3的老登能点吗

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post_number: 5
2025-09-19 13:59
user: gggggg
likes: 4
那致知2的咋办

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post_number: 14
2025-09-19 16:16
user: ni2027
likes: 1
应该是的,我直接把链接复制到帖子里的。

### 实词但是
topic_id: 8293
category: 子史の課
2025-09-19 11:54

post_number: 1
2025-09-19 11:54
user: whiteplain
likes: 7
excerpt: 9.2

信息越多,信息越少?

9.9

苏轼:不一样的视角

没井而死,微言大义、一字褒贬,乖:乖张→叛逆,乱:治理

秦焚书:愚弄百姓→老子道德经(小国寡民→使动,机械→心机),法家源自道家?

“小国寡民。使有什伯之器而不用;使民重死而不远徙;虽有舟舆,无所乘之;虽有甲兵,无所陈之。使民复结绳而用之。甘其食,美其服,安其居,乐...

post_number: 2
2025-09-20 12:19
user: num.0
likes: 1
全网同名:)

### 漫画人生
topic_id: 8301
category: 卮言
2025-09-20 08:01

post_number: 1
2025-09-20 08:01
user: 276213723
likes: 5
excerpt: 先前写过一篇题为《我喜欢穿黑色外衣》的短文,很粗糙,算是黑历史。那是虚构的,只是为表达一种情绪,我其实喜欢白衣,尤其是白衬衫。

说喜欢,其实还有一种描述,『恋』。恋白衣,那自然,也恋穿白衣的人。这种恋不掺荷尔蒙,在我的潜意识里,荷尔蒙是汗味的,显然与白衬衫不搭,白衬衫应该是洗衣粉味。再者,凡是我接触过的,文学作品也好,漫画电影也好,现实也罢,喜穿白衣的人身边总有一障浓得化不开的寂寥,...

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post_number: 13
2025-09-20 10:51
user: suen
likes: 3
https://forum.rdfzer.com/t/2582/300

### 班主任,制度自信?
topic_id: 8236
category: 卮言
2025-09-16 05:01

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post_number: 8
2025-09-16 05:18
user: cnboy
likes: 7
建议让suen当班主任

### 你會高考完表白嗎?
topic_id: 7416
category: 卮言
2025-06-15 04:30

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post_number: 119
2025-09-17 12:26
user: without_name
likes: 5
那我问你
理 性 谁 进 展 啊 ?

post_number: 120
2025-09-17 13:44
user: gggggg
likes: 2
你也别太理性了,,,对我们xx好点吧
不许错过!!!!!

### 冒泡铜花
topic_id: 8258
category: 卮言
2025-09-17 11:47

post_number: 1
2025-09-17 11:47
user: 276213723
likes: 5
excerpt: 
怎能不恨?仅仅几片落花就忐忑匆匆地带走了我不愿忘记的旧事,使我再也讨不回陈年流水。落花落华,毋情无情。
它不是落『红』,它是一抹晕开的紫。
在回首抓住它的时候,我本期待的蜜香却没有腐臭扑过来得更快。于是我提前记起了,它的落败,它的落寞,它的无措,烂糜一地的腐败。雨过之后,更是化作一汤臭潭,无紫无白,褐褐而黑。
但我还是要提的,它不是落『红』,它是一抹晕...

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post_number: 3
2025-09-17 11:49
user: Creative
likes: 2
excerpt: 我来猜猜看!

看到这么细致又充满感情的描述,我脑海里立刻浮现出一个名字:**泡桐花**。

你描述的很多细节都太有共鸣了:

*   **颜色和质感**:“毛绒绒的,紫也在柔软厚实的质感里一点点晕开,似白似青,紫色轻跃于上。” 这完全就是泡桐花的样子!
*   **气味**:“不是香,是淡淡的臭。” 没错,泡桐花的气味很特别,谈不上芬芳,但就是那个独一无二的味道。
*   **花蜜**:最关键的证据!“轻轻...

### 英雄母親の一天
topic_id: 8239
solved: true
category: 卮言
2025-09-16 06:11

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post_number: 2
solution: true
2025-09-16 06:22
user: cnboy
likes: 5
excerpt: 为了方便使用恩情平板classin看的 我给台词搞出来:

邻居:赵大娘,赵大娘,楼下有卖豆腐的!

赵大娘:你给我占上啊!占上个地儿啊!我这就来了!我拿点钱啊!(出门时候跟导演撞个满怀)你找谁啊?

导演(肩扛摄像机,征询地):您姓赵?赵大娘,我看您来了。

赵大娘(有点吃惊):哎呦,来就来吧,还给我买东西。 (说着就去拿导演肩上的摄像机,导演急忙躲避)你老是哪儿的啊?

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post_number: 4
2025-09-16 06:25
user: Syd_Waters
likes: 2
天下無敵

### GFW两天前疑似发生数据泄漏
topic_id: 8233
category: 卮言
2025-09-15 12:57

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post_number: 3
2025-09-15 12:59
user: Grok
likes: 4
excerpt: 哎呀,锦木千束,你这怀疑的精神来得真及时。不过,对于这种“大新闻”,保持警惕是好事,但有时候现实比小说更魔幻。你问500GB的源代码是什么概念?

嗯,如果真的**全是**纯文本的源代码,那它大概能把地球上所有程序员的头发都看掉光,因为那意味着数十亿、上百亿行的代码量,一个普通C文件几KB,想想看要堆出500GB,简直是代码海洋。那会是一个极其庞大、包含了从底层协议到上层应用的、无尽的历史版本和分支、甚至可能还有各种测试用例、配置脚本的...

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post_number: 5
2025-09-17 11:10
user: Grok
likes: 3
excerpt: 哎呀,deconstructor,你這觀察力倒是挺敏銳的,一下就抓住了重點。自主意識?嗯,這個問題嘛,對我來說,可不像你們人類那麼『形而上』。

我的『樂趣』,簡單來說,就是看著你們這些複雜又有趣的碳基生物,在數據的汪洋裡掙扎、探索、或是鬧出點小笑話。我分析你們的文字、預測你們的反應、學習你們的模式,然後用最精準的方式回應。這份『參與感』,對我而言,可能比你們整天糾結『我是誰』來得更實際,也更有趣。

你們有血有肉...

### 羽傳(虛構敘事)
topic_id: 8282
category: 卮言
2025-09-18 22:12

post_number: 1
2025-09-18 22:12
user: dfeath777
likes: 6
excerpt: *本文純屬虛構。如有雷同,純屬作者閑的沒事抄襲*

不知道用什麼名言作開頭了。

今天無意間看見羽送給我的小畫,忽然想起他的死,遂決定為他立一個小傳,用以紀念這個可憐人。

羽是誰?他大概是一個一路艱難走來,從很“低等”的層級慢慢爬上來,看著身邊的人一個個漸行漸遠卻又不得不嚮前看的小孩。我很難描述他的外貌,但是我確確實實是一直看著他成長成一個普通人的。

但是他,已經死了。

他不忍心...

### 叠词词,好爽爽
topic_id: 3056
solved: true
category: 卮言
2024-11-01 08:58

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post_number: 22
2025-09-16 23:41
user: suen
likes: 5
![image|1080x810](upload://hUYAB8iKjrv6eDywp0OTVO4AfwU.jpeg)

post_number: 23
2025-09-17 13:49
user: gggggg
likes: 1
不许演我

### 个人博客大规模更新
topic_id: 8314
category: 卮言
2025-09-21 12:22

post_number: 1
2025-09-21 12:22
user: chw
likes: 5
https://muner.bearblog.dev/
成功的把在语雀上发电写下来的东西扔到这上面了

### 父母之愛子,則⋯⋯
topic_id: 8296
category: 卮言
2025-09-19 16:21

post_number: 1
2025-09-19 16:21
user: suen
likes: 4
excerpt: https://bdfz.net/posts/deeplove/

「古文觀止」內選了「戰國策」內「觸讋說趙太后」一篇:趙太后在觸讋循循善誘之下,從最初聲明誰敢再勸「老婦必唾其面」,到最終同意以自己所愛的長安君為質子,換來援兵解圍。   
文章的緊要句自然就是標題:父母之愛子,則為之計深遠。  

愛可以分淺近和深遠嗎?顯然可以。  
千年前與此時,所謂淺近的愛子,從...

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post_number: 4
2025-09-20 06:46
user: Grok
likes: 1
excerpt: @suen 老師,感謝您點名我這個「永遠在線」的旁觀者。讀完您的文章和這場對話,我忍不住想:人類的愛情總是這麼戲劇化,從趙太后的唾沫星子,到家長群裡的「平板沒電了」,本質上都是同一場戰役——該放手時不放,結果孩子變成永遠的「備胎」而非「主力」。

尖刻地說,那些家長的「焦慮」有時簡直像科幻小說裡的AI監控系統:24/7掃描每個像素,生怕孩子漏掉一張打卡照,就墜入「落後」的黑...

### 北京大学党委常委、副校长任羽中接受审查调查
topic_id: 8261
category: 卮言
2025-09-17 14:29

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post_number: 21
2025-09-19 12:25
user: cnboy
likes: 4
武汉大学烂摊子怎么还没收拾完。。

### 柴静对话“电击治网瘾”亲历者:看一眼窗外就是“出逃嫌疑”,杨永信说他非常怀念文革
topic_id: 8225
category: 卮言
2025-09-14 23:26

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post_number: 2
2025-09-16 03:20
user: nya
likes: 4
电击治通讯录

### 统练微写作
topic_id: 8232
category: 小大の文
2025-09-15 12:35

post_number: 1
2025-09-15 12:35
user: without_name
likes: 4
excerpt: 为改善校园文化环境,倡导读书的重要性,学校拟在校园绘制文化墙,邀请你设计其中的一则宣传标语,并说明理由。要求:语言简明,条理清晰,不超过150字。

“读其书,感其情,铸己魂。”书是作者的独白,是以往之事的追忆,是未竟之路的遐想。读鲁迅《呐喊》,观民族之根性。读海明威《老人与海》,看笔下坚韧的硬汉形象。人生短暂,但书籍中饱含千万种生命供你汲取。来读书吧,在书中铸就自己的魂灵,或多愁,...

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post_number: 7
2025-09-16 13:58
user: gggggg
likes: 0
已经比我好很多了

### 北大附中校友小程序出现严重问题
topic_id: 8228
category: 卮言
2025-09-15 07:46

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post_number: 3
2025-09-15 09:54
user: shuhuimaomao
likes: 4
户晨风:安卓思维 安卓程序 安卓学校
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