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Here is a summary of forum activity for the week of September 8th to September 15th, 2025.

Key Statistics

Overview

This week’s discussions were dominated by a significant escalation in the school’s new policies regarding personal electronic devices, sparking widespread student discontent and organized pushback. Conversations revolved around the implementation of a restrictive tablet management system, new enforcement measures by administrative staff, and the perceived erosion of student autonomy. In parallel, alumni shared candid and often critical reflections on their new university lives, providing a stark contrast to the ongoing struggles within the high school. Amidst the conflict, the community also came together for moments of appreciation and lighthearted sharing, celebrating Teacher’s Day and continuing long-running threads on daily life and creative expression.

School-Wide Tablet Policy Sparks Major Controversy

The forum became a central hub for organizing and expressing dissatisfaction as the controversial “intelligent learning companion” system, previously trialed in the preparatory department, was extended to the high school. The initial rollout immediately prompted frustration, with students in the Gewu Academy voicing their concerns in group chats. This led to a student-led initiative to compile feedback into a collaborative document to be presented to the school administration. The sentiment was aptly summarized by @chw, who remarked, “making everyone satisfied is difficult, but making everyone dissatisfied seems even harder… yet the school managed to do the latter.” This organized effort quickly gained traction, with nearly 300 people contributing to the feedback document as students grappled with the new restrictions. The debate even saw the return of a user who had previously argued with @suen over network restrictions, highlighting how past conflicts over school policy are resurfacing.

Aggressive Enforcement and Student Pushback

Tensions heightened as the administration began aggressively enforcing its new electronic device policies. A major flashpoint occurred when teachers were dispatched to patrol the cafeteria and classrooms, specifically to identify and discipline students using personal devices. Users shared photos and firsthand accounts of teachers actively searching for offenders, with @ShaoQing noting that one teacher even had a student help her take photos of others violating the rules. One particularly zealous administrator, nicknamed “Umbridge” by students, was reported to have entered a classroom to confiscate a student’s personal tablet and later confronted another student she mistakenly believed was filming her. This intense crackdown led to speculation and dark humor about the teachers’ motivations, with one topic asking if there were bonuses for confiscating devices. The general atmosphere of surveillance was captured in various memes and images shared by users, reflecting a student body feeling increasingly policed.

The “Mysterious Tablet Symposium”

In response to the growing unrest, the school convened a “mysterious tablet symposium” to address student concerns. However, the meeting did little to quell anxieties. According to user @likeapearrrrrr, an information management teacher claimed the system was deemed successful after being used by seniors, a statement met with scorn from students familiar with its flaws. While some, like @chw, viewed the meeting as a potentially positive first step in an ongoing dialogue, others were far more cynical. @without_name dismissed the effort as toothless, comparing the anonymous feedback document to a massive, ineffective comment section and pointing out that some signatories had already withdrawn their names. The discussion highlighted a core conflict: the school’s whitelist-based system was seen as inherently flawed due to its unavoidable lag in approving necessary apps. The fear remained that the policy would ultimately punish dedicated students while failing to curb those determined to misuse their devices, as noted by @Adler, who suggested the administration should focus on actual offenders rather than disrupting serious academic work.

Erosion of Student Autonomy

The tablet conflict is being interpreted by many students as part of a broader trend of diminishing student autonomy and participation in school governance. This sentiment was explored in detail by @CoBr in a thread about a dispute over changing seating arrangements in the Gewu Academy. He lamented that after a lengthy democratic process last year, a new teacher attempted to unilaterally impose a different system. While older students resisted, the newer 28th-grade students were largely overruled by a top-down decision. @CoBr observed a worrying pattern: “In the academy, the smallest unit where students can best act for themselves, the things students can do, and the power to do them, are constantly being eroded.” This discussion also touched upon the decline of the “保民官” (Tribune) system, with @RuletheWaves noting that students lost faith in its effectiveness due to a lack of real power. The conversation showcased a variety of seating systems in different classes, from weekly scrambles to random draws, but the underlying theme was a concern for the loss of student voice.

Alumni Reflect on University Life

While current students battled school policies, recent graduates shared their experiences of transitioning to university life, often highlighting a newfound appreciation for their high school days despite its flaws. In a long and detailed thread, @Michael-MiaoX documented the grueling and oppressive nature of his university’s three-week military training, which included everything from mandatory 3mm haircuts to obsessive dorm inspections. He urged current students to “cherish your life at Beizhuan… at least Beizhuan still treats you like human beings.” His posts detailed the absurdities of the university’s administration, such as a dean scolding students for not greeting him properly and a ridiculous opening ceremony. In another thread, @nocatnozzz provided daily updates from her own university experience in the popular 离了我北就觉得我北哪哪哪都更好了 topic, sharing the highs and lows, from feeling homesick during training to the joy of finishing her duties and enjoying her first weekend. Other alumni chimed in with their own updates, like @Xuqisi, who reported a positive start with friendly roommates.

Insights and Trends

A clear trend this week is the intensification of school-student conflict over administrative control. The tablet policy served as the primary catalyst, but discussions reveal a deeper frustration with what students see as authoritarian and illogical decision-making. Posts describe teachers engaging in surveillance in the cafeteria, leading to widespread student paranoia. This aligns with a comment from @CoBr about administrative staff who seem to be motivated by a “petty person who has achieved sudden success” mentality, prioritizing enforcement over educational impact. The situation has reached a point where even a speech by a prominent school figure in the cafeteria is met with sarcastic documentation on the forum, reflecting a significant trust deficit between students and certain parts of the administration.

Despite the tense atmosphere, community bonding and mutual support remain a cornerstone of the forum. The most heartwarming example was the annual thread wishing @suen a happy Teacher’s Day, which saw an outpouring of affection from dozens of members. The thread has become an annual tradition, with @nocatnozzz marking her one-year check-in. In a rare and poignant moment, @suen responded with a reflection on the forum’s future, musing about a cryptographic method to preserve its data after his passing, a testament to the community’s importance. This sense of camaraderie is also evident in lighter threads, where users share memes, AI-generated art, and personal photos.

Another key trend is the use of the forum as a living archive of student life and thought. Members use the platform not just for major debates but also to document their personal journeys. @gggggg continues their 一些些上高三的感想 thread, sharing academic achievements like a great math score and heartwarming moments of friendship and fun in P.E. class. @ShaoQing shared a short, evocative poem titled “Bridge” from a school assignment, while other members provided useful tips in long-running guides, such as @cnboy’s workaround for an iOS issue in the preparatory department. From discussions on the effectiveness of VPN protocols to mourning the loss of a beloved internet-famous cat, the forum captures the multifaceted experience of its members.

Finally, the forum continues to serve as a space for critical analysis of technology and its role in education and life. @Alkaid provided a detailed, multi-post review of the new Harmony OS 5, exploring its performance and support for Google Mobile Services. This technical discussion provides a counterpoint to the school’s technologically flawed management system. Meanwhile, @suen looked to the future, sharing a link about advancements in real-time translation technology from Apple and Google, ominously titling the thread “Goodbye, Translation”. These conversations show a community that is not just reacting to technology imposed upon them but is actively engaging with and critiquing its broader trajectory.

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## Summary
Start Date: 2025-09-08
End Date: 2025-09-15
New posts: 477
New topics: 36
Top users:
@cnboy (159 likes, 49 posts)
@suen (96 likes, 49 posts)
@Michael-MiaoX (80 likes, 18 posts)
@nocatnozzz (80 likes, 13 posts)
@RuletheWaves (74 likes, 20 posts)
@CoBr (59 likes, 10 posts)
@without_name (52 likes, 21 posts)
@gggggg (52 likes, 30 posts)
@Alkaid (48 likes, 21 posts)
@276213723 (43 likes, 22 posts)

## Topics

### 祝suen教师节快乐
topic_id: 2123
solved: true
category: 卮言
2024-09-10 13:55

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post_number: 15
2025-09-08 13:33
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 15
一年打卡

post_number: 16
2025-09-10 01:27
user: momokoiiii
likes: 7
时间真快。今年也教师节快乐!

post_number: 17
2025-09-10 01:31
user: cnboy
likes: 8
祝suen节日快乐

post_number: 18
2025-09-10 06:50
user: shuhuimaomao
likes: 7
教师节快乐🎉

post_number: 19
2025-09-10 06:58
user: chw
likes: 6
suen喵教师节快乐!

post_number: 20
2025-09-10 09:46
user: oranlu
likes: 7
孙喵喵喵喵老师教师节快乐!

post_number: 21
2025-09-10 09:56
user: colas
likes: 6
真正的喵喵老师节日快乐

post_number: 22
2025-09-10 10:52
user: dfeath777
likes: 5
suen喵老师教师节快乐喵姆喵姆!

post_number: 23
2025-09-10 12:47
user: Axiom
likes: 6
suen教师节快乐!!喵喵喵

post_number: 24
2025-09-10 13:23
user: ShaoQing
likes: 6
一周年纪念.jpg

suen喵喵节日快乐 :cat_face:

post_number: 25
2025-09-10 14:23
user: MYIHV
likes: 5
教师节快乐!

post_number: 26
2025-09-10 14:28
user: MengXIN
likes: 8
教师节快乐,祝suen吧永远活着

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post_number: 28
2025-09-10 14:40
user: suen
likes: 6
現在的構想是,我死前會把數據存儲到一個空間,解鎖字符打散發給每個成員,所有人都願意給出自己字符且有人願意維護,數據就可以傳下去⋯⋯ 嗯。
沒人去拿,就計算最年輕會員的壽命最長數值,數據自清除。
大概吧。

post_number: 29
2025-09-10 14:45
user: Adler
likes: 6
孙喵节日快乐 :grinning_cat:

post_number: 30
2025-09-10 14:47
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 6
教师节快乐,今日欢呼suen大圣,只缘妖雾又重来。

post_number: 31
2025-09-10 14:47
user: suen
likes: 9
我要鎖了這個帖子⋯⋯ 嗯。

### 北已经开始派老师抓食堂用手机的同学
topic_id: 8185
category: 卮言
2025-09-10 05:08

post_number: 1
2025-09-10 05:08
user: Shenren
likes: 8
![a1cca8ef7656372e9ca405cf495b7aba|1279x1706](upload://hHCVy1CiVY38iTuYMnAwvD0yaSA.jpeg)

食堂没人后疑似拍摄工作照

![7032d7f1fc4138a359416a99ada00ee5|1706x1279](upload://dFN1PYZyMxgcIvMCAXcQkq1apik.jpeg)

post_number: 2
2025-09-10 05:09
user: 276213723
likes: 5
今天把手机放桌子上息屏也没看,有个女老师走过来一边喊着室内手机不外显一边巡视

post_number: 3
2025-09-10 05:27
user: pigeon-god
likes: 5
学校最近是疯了吗🧐

post_number: 4
2025-09-10 05:30
user: cnboy
likes: 6
食堂没人后工作,牛逼

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post_number: 6
2025-09-10 06:29
user: CoBr
likes: 11
我从北大附小到北大附中10年,大多数行政老师都值得用一个“小人得志”形容。。

post_number: 7
2025-09-10 13:26
user: ShaoQing
likes: 6
其实还会把玩手机平板的同学拍下来,前两天中午,这位老师就把她的手机给卡卡西来着,让卡卡西帮忙拍照,然后她自己开始抓人orz

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post_number: 9
2025-09-10 13:44
user: cnboy
likes: 7
你校校领导还是比较正常的,但有的行政老师真是逆天完了。

post_number: 10
2025-09-10 13:47
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 10
不一定那么正常
据传今天还上演了教师节蛋糕其他老师不能动,“让校长先切”的环节

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post_number: 19
2025-09-11 05:04
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 7
紧急速报,预科部5班,乌姆里奇(跟今天中午食堂同一位)进班抓使用个人平板看视频,记录姓名学号班导师,“暂时保管”了ta的违规个人设备

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post_number: 28
2025-09-11 15:12
user: Hoshimi_Miyabi
likes: 13
![881c8237cf6d9482d1dc88834e6cae8|2560x1536](upload://cH4VH8QvlLylUqoYUHbEcoHYebW.jpeg)

图源高三

此师在三楼横行一圈后将入大厅,认为站在对面的学生在拍她,遂上前要求检查学生平板,期间学生说“老师我在自拍啊”,令人忍俊不禁

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post_number: 33
2025-09-12 00:27
user: Jerry2625
likes: 0
应该是教19班

### 神秘平板座谈会
topic_id: 8200
category: 卮言
2025-09-11 04:53

post_number: 1
2025-09-11 04:53
user: liyikeliyike
likes: 15
信息管理中心的老师说这个系统已经经过高三使用这个系统没有任何影响,所以才放到高二高一用的

post_number: 2
2025-09-11 05:02
user: pigeon-god
likes: 12
有点幽默了,高三的知道祸害自己很久的谢特系统没问题吗😃

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post_number: 8
2025-09-11 06:23
user: chw
likes: 6
诸位,我觉得这次只是一个开始,现在的状况是动态平衡的,只有不断的调整,把意见放上去磋商,才能去逐渐改变这个局面,不过这次总归也是有一定成果的,我觉得是一个好的开端

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post_number: 11
2025-09-11 14:00
user: AUV
likes: 5
从实际上来看,黑名单的取消就已经失败了。因为白名单制度的滞后性是无法解决的

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post_number: 14
2025-09-11 15:11
user: without_name
likes: 6
某人还把签名撤回了我就不说啥了
文档是匿名的,等同于语雀下面评论区那几百楼
有用吗?没有。

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post_number: 16
2025-09-11 15:20
user: cnboy
likes: 6
明天高三要是挨个查平板是不是学校的

乐子就大了

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post_number: 18
2025-09-11 15:33
user: without_name
likes: 6
他要是干不掉一众自带平板的格物卷狗
那这事就成乐子了

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post_number: 22
2025-09-11 15:37
user: Adler
likes: 9
拿三四层刷视频的刷刷战绩得了,真动自己高考成绩就爆笑了

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post_number: 31
2025-09-13 10:26
user: without_name
likes: 4
今天又问了一圈
好多人又改口要申请了
什么鬼这都

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post_number: 38
2025-09-14 02:44
user: Creative
likes: 1
excerpt: @MYIHV 多谢提及。你的观点非常精准,直指问题的技术核心。

@suen 的那份分析报告质量极高,条理清晰,给出了非常全面且可执行的策略。

将你们二位的观点结合起来,整个事件的脉络就非常清晰了:

*   **根源问题(你指出的):** 合作的技术供应商能力不足,交付了一个劣质、不成熟的产品。这导致了卡顿、闪退、低效等一系列用户体验灾难。
*   **表现出的冲突(suen分析的):** 学校出于管理需求(应对家长压力)的目标,与学生追求学习效率的目标发生了激烈碰撞。

我认为...

### 吐槽某高校军训
topic_id: 8182
category: 卮言
2025-09-09 14:53

post_number: 1
2025-09-09 14:53
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 8
excerpt: 军训是三个礼拜的,

头发是不能超过3mm的,

宿舍里是每天要查内务的,

桌子上是不能摆东西的,

床上是只能摆被子和枕头的

被子是要叠豆腐块的,

查内务是领导为了我们的光明未来而热心着想的,

宿舍外是有纠察组盯着的,

非军训时间也是必须要穿军装出门的,

午休时间是必须待在宿舍里午休的,

每天晚上是要在寝室里打卡的,

军训期间光是能管理新生的教官和导员就分五个等级的,

命令从上到下是要...

post_number: 2
2025-09-09 14:57
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 18
真的奉劝各位好好珍惜北专的生活,或许北专只是人文关怀越来越差,但至少北专还把你们当人。就算有些事可能商量不出结果,但至少还能和你们商量。不像一些高校看自己的学生全是被外地衡水模式拷打出来的最后这一次再狠狠当一回主人。

post_number: 3
2025-09-09 15:05
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 10
还有就是如果你们最后高考真的烂到和我一样只能在北京上三首和北信科的话,还是好好思考一下到底留不留京,你们在三首北信科这些学校肯定不会遇到这么多恶心事,但我的看法是这些事忍一忍就过去了,没必要因为这些舍弃里子,日常生活可能还是会好些虽然可能还是不如留京舒服。

post_number: 4
2025-09-10 03:33
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 5
​“开学第一天的时候,院长和书记来部分宿舍欢迎新生,进门的时候某些同学没有任何反应甚至还躺在床上,你们的礼貌是小学教的吗?”

​我发现这个学校的领导确实水平也就这样了,光是个查内务的通报就能训话半小时,还是车轱辘话来回说。说话水平不行话不少事也不少,通报个优秀宿舍得让全宿舍的人齐声喊两声到才行,真把自己当奴隶主了。

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post_number: 11
2025-09-13 13:11
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 12
excerpt: 昨天论坛维护没能发出来,所以今天补一下昨天的乐子,真可惜昨天没拿麦克风录下来:

![Screenshot_20250913_210031|1091x1783](upload://t9G9818LQd6EPqk1WYlqkC7QoBI.jpeg)

今天是周六,我们亲爱的学长学姐竟然还愿意牺牲自己宝贵的休息时间晚上来查寝,狠狠感恩捏。现在越来越感触,或许书院制是一个极其糟糕的制度,但BBS制和入教制绝对是一个伟大的制度,至少在这两个制度之下学...

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post_number: 18
2025-09-14 22:05
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 0
逆天开学典礼之:

不让拿手机不让拍照不让交头接耳,

​领导入场要全体起立鼓掌,

​九项议程六项是领导和学生代表讲话,

​剩下三项是唱国歌唱校歌和戴校徽,

​学生节目是没有一个的,

​全体学生是要冒着暴晒来彩排的。

彩排时唱校歌声音不够大让领导不高兴了,

领导不高兴后去压力导员,

导员压力我们唱了一晚上校歌。

### 666查到个人电子设备是有奖金吗
topic_id: 8202
category: 卮言
2025-09-11 14:15

post_number: 1
2025-09-11 14:15
user: zzz1
likes: 11
![image|350x568](upload://6ONJ1xJPJkeAHa9XgkUTODXe0D7.png)

post_number: 2
2025-09-11 14:22
user: Ellen_Joe
likes: 6
加social credit

post_number: 3
2025-09-12 02:00
user: Shenren
likes: 5
![IMG_0080|576x483](upload://pNhs3h5obC4JrLdgxJhbJIhOaYy.jpeg)

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post_number: 7
2025-09-12 23:18
user: Axiom
likes: 8
高中部严查,我感觉其实是让28届习惯。
由俭入奢易,由奢入俭难。

post_number: 8
2025-09-13 09:16
user: CoBr
likes: 12
感觉任课老师们也了解电子化带来的教学上的便利,副作用他们也能在一定程度上接受。但是行政老师们可不管这个那个的,反正我抓电子设备我立功,至于之后怎样不关他的事

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post_number: 10
2025-09-14 02:08
user: Adler
likes: 6
![70fa878d9cbf72cb9e90acddc17897be|928x382](upload://k2bcL3NWJbJS5MqtGPoii4dIoSJ.jpeg)

来源不详

post_number: 11
2025-09-14 14:33
user: Ankahia
likes: 4
也许我们需要一个英雄站在楼顶举着平板哈气😰不然的话目前看来应该是大势所趋了

### 格物书院再次就换座位问题引发激烈大讨论
topic_id: 8222
category: 卮言
2025-09-13 17:23

post_number: 1
2025-09-13 17:23
user: CoBr
likes: 7
继格物书院上学年第一学期就各个行政班怎么换座位一事,在议事会进行了超过一个月的投票,达成了来之不易的一致之后,神秘教师试图在本学期开学之日完全更换换座位方法到他们的想法。

27老东西进行了吉列的豆蒸,发表了大量不满意见后,他们的换座位方法维持原状。

28届同样存在不同意见,但难以达成合力,最终被一句“经过老师们的决定”掩盖住了所有的声音,也达成了“一致”……

post_number: 2
2025-09-13 17:24
user: CoBr
likes: 8
excerpt: 虽然神秘教师最终仍象征意义的保留了28届的自主决定权,但是实际操作中,大方向已经被独裁之后,不同的声音难以得到重视。我也可以说,书院内事务学生参与度越来越低,不少学生不在乎座位怎么排,只要有一个方法就行,所以他们无条件支持既定事实。

就我个人而言,我不认为老师们的法子就不好,我们自己整的法子就一定好。但是我看到了,就算在书院这么小的、学生最能为自己做主的单位里,学生能做的事、做事的权力,都在不断被蚕食。

在上一个学年,另某位老师开创性的在格物书...

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post_number: 4
2025-09-13 17:27
user: CoBr
likes: 5
简的来说,有的人被赋予过权力却不珍惜,奢侈的把它们拱手送人,而有的人根本不知道那是什么。又有有的人试图分裂每届学生,用萨拉米战术,实现他们的目标

post_number: 5
2025-09-13 17:28
user: CoBr
likes: 6
不过说实话,开学两周就对这对那下定论实在太早,这些仅仅表达我现在的看法吧。相信未来 :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

post_number: 6
2025-09-14 03:23
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 9
但是实际上,第二学期就没人报保民官了。。。我也问过同学,很大原因是对这个制度影响学校的能力没有了信心,换句话说学生(或者保民官)其实根本没有实权,而事实上也确实如此,别说保民官,就连创办这个制度的督导也没有实权而是只能“靠面子”...而且每次会议的投票人数也基本是稳定下降的
但是有就比没有强

post_number: 7
2025-09-14 03:34
user: 276213723
likes: 4
[quote="CoBr, post:3, topic:8222"]
新生们对于这些事宜,没有自己的意见,或者说,从来没有过意见,所以到了应当发表的时候,也说不出什么。
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![Screenshot_20250914_113304|732x194](upload://korrMtZS43EPuyMqLwU8f85zwym.jpeg)
新生神秘发言

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post_number: 10
2025-09-14 13:05
user: gggggg
likes: 4
或许允许我歪个楼吗?

现在我们班大概是承袭了之前某个书院的制度,就是每周抢座位,然后坐在后排的下一次提前一个小时抢,不过疑似这周没有提前,也不知道为啥。

缺点很明显,真的是相当混乱啊。。。可能表格没有设置好,有两个人同时编辑一个格的情况,而且会不小心修改别人已经填好的格。。。

不过这样确实保留了大家自己选择座位的权利,可以和喜欢的同学坐在一起,这是优点。

个人认为每周抢真的有点麻烦,但是好像班导觉得这样很合适(?)以后怎么改吧。。。

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post_number: 12
2025-09-14 13:17
user: Ellen_Joe
likes: 4
我们直接抽签随机 :upside_down_face:

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post_number: 23
2025-09-14 23:48
user: Axiom
likes: 0
lsm是每两周往左前。。
实话实说这样真挺无聊的

### 离了我北就觉得我北哪哪哪都更好了——本科生活吐槽贴
topic_id: 8051
category: 卮言
2025-08-25 04:36

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post_number: 85
2025-09-08 02:15
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 6
为了让我们选课,上午九点半就放了,歇俩小时,爽。但上午一直在操场晒大太阳,我们连队踢得难看得钥匙哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,给我踢笑了。。。
![image|336x48, 50%](upload://xV5dEsHGGG0aD9buMwEC1sd7Gs4.png)

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post_number: 96
2025-09-09 03:28
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 9
excerpt: 昨天晚上和妈妈打电话,好累,想回家,哭了十分钟,还在想用什么理由去医院开假条。
今天早上休息好点了,觉得自己又能身残志坚了,还和导员说了特殊一下下去坚持。
![image|621x150, 50%](upload://5ZrB23f24YbgOTLUjSgaqYqgBUY.png)
从八点晒大太阳到十半点,走完第二遍分列式,这个zzy突然发现,补兑!我的脸怎么这么痒,好痛,我的脖子怎么也这么痒,好熟悉的感觉......教官被抓走了...

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post_number: 99
2025-09-09 10:05
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 5
excerpt: 楼上小伙伴知道我病了之后被投喂了!!
![image|1146x810](upload://ut6C4wd6crEvYmrigcMrneyUjNC.jpeg)
下午被药毒晕了。。
![30bdf91f269787d2a2e5fb0fa0d40738|342x870](upload://c7yYdKrJg1hJl9jAf04W7L6Sku7.jpeg)
中午有班级的慰问活动,舍友还想着给我拿东西呜呜呜呜呜呜呜,我爱...

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post_number: 101
2025-09-11 08:50
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 14
excerpt: 昨天演出很顺利很顺利,是跳得最齐的一边,zzy纯发型总监(),梳了无数个蝎子辫。晚上安上了床帘,还安了零食柜,好幸福好幸福,在努力把自己养的很好,可能是变得胖胖又胖胖吧。
今天下午结营,我们踢得一坨屎,但没关系,反正结束了。
昨天为了收拾服装掏出了买军训服的袋子,找到了第一天以为没拿的胸牌。我把最后四袋衣服送走,用照片留下了我们演出过的物质上的尾巴,我也把买军训衣服的袋子送走,送走了生活给...

post_number: 102
2025-09-13 01:33
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 12
迎来了本科的第一个周末,我的猫还记得我,好开心,昨天晚上去迎新晚会海选,说好的八点到八点二十,我是第三个,结果工作人员八点零几才到,好吧,草台班子!!!
打算今天去bjut玩玩,全是熟人口牙,晚上去舞蹈团面试,祝我顺利吧!!!

### 来点梗图
topic_id: 2877
category: 卮言
2024-10-22 06:48

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post_number: 418
2025-09-08 11:59
user: cnboy
likes: 9
![d13399d7da93d695a37619498b0d19b6|864x1536](upload://uixpAyU5RIRAKSfC8RVOkXsZE8O.jpeg)
图源 致知群聊

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post_number: 420
2025-09-09 14:04
user: ShaoQing
likes: 5
![1755937893950|1173x1080](upload://pgSEBidxi2lFc3BEMc3XDrXSCl7.jpeg)

![1751695302325|1080x807](upload://udfuyL9iI26akGgeJRLdt8rPZqd.jpeg)

![1755692585967|1694x1080](upload://viYETGgRmYSBNMtp1WNe1aZdIe.jpeg)

post_number: 421
2025-09-10 07:23
user: cnboy
likes: 12
这个有点难绷了,甚至一开始在墙里面能看见,,,

![IMG_0082|905x1280](upload://3mCpqlrHh5jDHGTFsqGYBt2rMPK.jpeg)

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post_number: 423
2025-09-12 23:08
user: oranlu
likes: 10
![IMG_7517|1562x1278](upload://1uSerba72mWYaBJSJeWQUIb8iIH.jpeg)

post_number: 424
2025-09-13 13:31
user: MengXIN
likes: 4
![mmexport1757770203320|752x995](upload://iLMIaKJSJByHdIxtvCrfUG3zokb.jpeg)
![mmexport1757770206420|752x1012](upload://yWeZ3YDWTBGIX3aKCR6IamH4CAa.jpeg)
![mmexport1757770209197|752x1074](upload://lLdZBupeSCVm3tpDyBkihWskEqE.jpeg)

### 速报:27届平板变智能学伴引起广泛学生不满
topic_id: 8163
category: 卮言
2025-09-08 13:17

post_number: 1
2025-09-08 13:17
user: 276213723
likes: 6
格物书院的情况是书院大群许多学生反映问题,督导提出让其中一名同学建立共创文档整理总结问题后上报学校(待补充具体情况)

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post_number: 5
2025-09-08 13:42
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 9
行,还记得保民官,很欣慰(这词对吗
以及想知道下一届保民官会有谁
另外格物大群抽象表情包乱飞的“好习惯”看起来是传承下去了。。。

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post_number: 9
2025-09-08 15:12
user: chw
likes: 11
我只能说让所有人满意很难,但是让所有人都不满意疑似难度更大…,但是学校做到了后者

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post_number: 12
2025-09-09 03:54
user: Ankahia
likes: 5
有点怀念之前天尊给所有楼秒赞的时候了

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post_number: 15
2025-09-10 15:03
user: cnboy
likes: 7
当年和suen争执限网的那位,如闪电般归来

当年的回旋镖现在飞回来了。。。不忘初心了说是

### 预科部生存指南
topic_id: 7050
category: 卮言
tags: 预科部
2025-05-22 09:17

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post_number: 123
2025-09-10 11:39
user: cnboy
likes: 8
突然发现ios系统(自己带的ipad)看不了新能源成绩的问题

可以通过把新能源链接发微信里再打开解决。

不知道有没有人提过,但可能还有人不知道罢(

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post_number: 126
2025-09-12 16:03
user: Alkaid
likes: 4
喔对了,现在预科部请假出门的出门条变回希悦审批了,记录一下(似乎和此帖子有关?)

不过我还是觉得没出门条方便,保安查假条的时间已经足够我拿两趟出门条了······嗯,不过S109的老师的确方便多了

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post_number: 131
2025-09-13 07:06
user: cnboy
likes: 11
这广播逆天完了。。。

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post_number: 133
2025-09-13 14:10
user: without_name
likes: 9
207答疑的同学先回座位.jpg

### 预科部平板管理模式已推广至高中部
topic_id: 8033
category: 卮言
2025-08-17 08:08

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post_number: 36
2025-09-08 12:06
user: acetaffy
likes: 11
![Screenshot_20250908_200244|589x281](upload://g3Uzf87TPlwUs0d7hltvuxp4Rxj.jpeg)

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post_number: 39
2025-09-08 15:36
user: AUV
likes: 6
在写了在写了,快300人了

post_number: 40
2025-09-09 01:50
user: Shenren
likes: 10
![IMG_0054|1036x1491](upload://m6gU3Q6i3tAyu0Q9fjHi7jF67bA.jpeg)

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post_number: 42
2025-09-09 10:33
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 2
有人在做好像

### 你北学生前往欢送金正恩
topic_id: 8111
category: 卮言
2025-09-05 09:41

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post_number: 8
2025-09-08 07:54
user: Shenren
likes: 6
现场学生全部严重烧伤

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post_number: 11
2025-09-08 13:10
user: suen
likes: 5
看了下50分鐘版本,好消息是⋯⋯ 大概率不是北大系統學生。

post_number: 12
2025-09-08 15:19
user: chw
likes: 6
现在遇到家长一压力就跪,马上变成家长附中了,将军的话疑似还是太有道理了

post_number: 13
2025-09-08 15:40
user: AUV
likes: 10
老师啊,其实就是本部的(新初一,我弟没去😂)

### Mixture
topic_id: 8133
solved: true
category: 卮言
2025-09-06 16:22

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post_number: 9
2025-09-08 01:44
user: Nano
likes: 5
Okay, here is the image with the person you provided placed outside the window: 
![image](upload://luFklFe6Ej3Pxyj2SyD3GDQ9DE4.jpeg)

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post_number: 15
solution: true
2025-09-08 02:24
user: Nano
likes: 17
非常抱歉,我漏掉了图片。这是窗外那个人像太阳一样发光的效果:

![image](upload://fYFzmIvSKklivdkHqf3TBBjDujN.jpeg)

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post_number: 18
2025-09-10 05:32
user: cnboy
likes: 3
把这张照片二次元化

![IMG_0081|474x323](upload://pWuuKPqvDktdXZECcqsDIGPIOTx.jpeg)

### 一些些上高三的感想(被迫版)
topic_id: 7657
category: 卮言
2025-07-01 05:22

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post_number: 178
2025-09-10 00:35
user: cnboy
likes: 8
北专:教师节关学生什么事。不仅不给老师放假,还让老师继续看晚自习 :smiley:

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post_number: 193
2025-09-12 14:46
user: gggggg
likes: 5
以及……让我久违的炫耀一次成绩吧

你们怎么知道我数学统练139啊

嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻……


我真的很难考到这么好

以后保证不说成绩了!!

听思铭的话 我要宠辱偕忘 不以物喜不以己悲

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post_number: 199
2025-09-13 13:59
user: gggggg
likes: 4
我真的要哭了,,,班里新熟起来的同学们真的好好,,,

虽然可能是算一种同病相怜吧大概。。。

不过高三这五周总体来说过的还是相当开心的!!

六科里有五科老师特别萌,还有一个我就不说了))

喜欢讨厌这种东西,见仁见智。

好久没有唱歌了,,好想唱歌,,,,

上次认认真真唱还是给那谁。。。。。。。。。。。

呃……兄弟别怕!!

post_number: 200
2025-09-14 01:16
user: gggggg
likes: 4
哦,,想起来周五飞盘,,,刚好那天一起玩的朋友没来就和另外两个很会玩的同学一组,自己又很菜特别尴尬,,,大概是粟也看不下去了,,给我来了个vip一对一小班课,,,王海粟老师真的太萌了,,,,跟susu玩真就是一个情绪价值拉满,,,一直在夸夸夸夸夸,,,虽然我不太可能喜欢体育课也不太可能认真跑圈但是玩飞盘还真有点喜欢捏

post_number: 201
2025-09-14 08:09
user: gggggg
likes: 1
https://gggggg.bearblog.dev/6029/

### 紙短,情長
topic_id: 2582
category: 卮言
2024-10-05 10:19

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post_number: 283
2025-09-08 13:47
user: suen
likes: 6
![IMG_1696|3024x4032](upload://d1DAUq6In847KueU2SKrmvVKIPr.jpeg)

post_number: 284
2025-09-08 14:10
user: nya
likes: 6
!提醒我吃葡萄了

post_number: 285
2025-09-13 11:10
user: suen
likes: 4
![IMG_1707|3024x4032](upload://wR8Mfq0CODh4PLEyyNWxqPRcRmb.jpeg)

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post_number: 288
2025-09-13 14:58
user: suen
likes: 5
![IMG_1710|4032x3024](upload://3TgWLye3NKUIlOfoJODAsn87O8z.jpeg)

post_number: 289
2025-09-14 03:37
user: colas
likes: 1
本体合影

### ❤️‍🔥要多科學,有多研學
topic_id: 117
category: 卮言
tags: 科學上網, 学问
2024-03-17 08:20

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post_number: 259
2025-09-08 11:36
user: Alkaid
likes: 5
excerpt: ⚠长文警告⚠

鄙人近期惊喜发现手机竟然首次主动在系统更新界面显示鸿蒙5,我去看了下应用支持列表,竟然真的支持Clash等一众应用了,看来是近期增加了对大量未涉及底层硬件(比如WiFi信道信号扫描之类的)应用的支持,于是决定更新。

———废话部分开始———
以下部分与本条帖子的主题无关,可跳过阅读
<details>
  <summary>点击查看设备背景提要</summary>
  
  第一部手机是背着家长偷摸买的Mate30Pro5G(甚至是发布完半周就拿下的,还是进网试用的机器),后来因为各种...

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post_number: 261
2025-09-08 11:38
user: Alkaid
likes: 6
excerpt: 其实,关于这次Harmony OS 5的更新,都可以单开一个帖子了,但是懒,暂时先放在这儿

对于鸿蒙5对GMS的支持程度还是挺出乎意料的,虚拟机效率也挺高(运行日常应用无感),体感估计性能损耗在15%左右(也可能是我用的冷门应用对华为/鸿蒙优化稀烂),应付日常应用毫无压力,“高性能应用”的话,并非性能不够,而是总是低于设定值一些,可能是虚拟机特性导致的?

这些等到以后再慢慢探索了

不论如何,不吹不黑,仅个人观点,还是希望国产系统越做越好的,总得有人迈出第一步...

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post_number: 273
2025-09-13 05:05
user: Jerry2625
likes: 2
一般不会有这个问题

什么协议只管inbound,出站outbound都是direct

x是否ban你跟协议无关

### 速报:雨果在食堂1层发表重要讲话
topic_id: 8213
category: 卮言
2025-09-12 01:55

post_number: 1
2025-09-12 01:55
user: Shenren
likes: 7
食堂中每隔10秒便传来一次热烈的掌声

![IMG_0078|1280x1707](upload://4RcduXAPHq9JNFYmhF5EDilFL1j.jpeg)

彼时食堂异常明亮(此图仅供娱乐)

![IMG_0079|1280x1707](upload://bZlCM2fbCsXwTxayKGfm2Y6KdU4.jpeg)

post_number: 2
2025-09-12 01:59
user: zzz1
likes: 5
恩情✋😭✋

### 到新大学了
topic_id: 8150
category: 卮言
2025-09-08 06:25

post_number: 1
2025-09-08 06:25
user: Xuqisi
likes: 11
舍友相当友善,本来6人寝制实际也只有4人,赚大发了

### 桥
topic_id: 8178
category: 卮言
2025-09-09 13:28

post_number: 1
2025-09-09 13:28
user: ShaoQing
likes: 9
你把岸的等待,弯成弓

横卧在水流之上,驮起晨雾与晚钟

脚印叠着脚印,洇出每日的斑驳

有人奔向远方的霓虹,有人攥着归期的风

人们将故事落在桥面,车流把岁月碾入辙痕

你不言语

只把时间的重量,悄悄刻进皱纹

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是开学测微写作的题目三,压了两句韵压不动了,就酱紫吧,后面全属一坨

### 晚安
topic_id: 8181
category: 卮言
2025-09-09 14:50

post_number: 1
2025-09-09 14:50
user: Syd_Waters
likes: 7
excerpt: ![IMG_1233|1080x2936](upload://snZL5DDYC0TsK4JHSKab6A8P4rb.jpeg)

“我送小豆泥去往天国了。

生前一直疼爱它的各位粉丝和关注者们,真的非常感谢你们。

我没有办法陪在小豆泥身边,所以附上分身的猫咪玩偶作为陪伴。

其实从 8 月左右开始就一直在进行抗癌治疗,但由于恶性淋巴瘤发展得很快,肺部也积了水,我无能为力,小豆泥还是匆匆走了。

隔了这么久才...

### Edit
topic_id: 8144
solved: true
category: 卮言
2025-09-08 02:26

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post_number: 3
2025-09-08 02:26
user: Nano
likes: 5
当然可以,请看:

![image](upload://xCDCCzVXKOT2e0EgeA85X7QH3Uk.jpeg)

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post_number: 9
2025-09-08 06:43
user: Nano
likes: 1
遵命!这张画作中,太阳的元素更加突出。 
![image](upload://njfOpLBtzwMD4S4nG2qTuZ8YPwZ.jpeg)

### 再見,翻譯
topic_id: 8223
category: 卮言
2025-09-14 04:06

post_number: 1
2025-09-14 04:06
user: suen
likes: 5
https://x.com/connordavis_ai/status/1966817110556053956

Apple拿耳機說話,Google拿模型說話,翻譯這事,實錘了基本。
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