Composing Childhood Stories of the Academic Affairs Office Teacher

Inspired by recent discussions about tablets

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The Academic Affairs Office teacher, when they were a kid, bought yogurt from the school cafeteria shelf. Just as they were about to open the yogurt, the cafeteria uncle rushed over: “Non-whitelisted food detected: yogurt. Please uninstall.”

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When the teacher from the Academic Affairs Office was little, they tried to discuss math problems with classmates during break time, but were stopped by their teacher. The teacher said: According to the time-slot management method, the “mouth” will be uniformly opened for use at 5:30 PM. If you have any questions, please fill out a questionnaire to provide feedback.

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学业办老师小时候晚自习的时候正在紧张学习,结果突然发现大脑无法使用,原因是学校调整白名单的时候失误将所有同学的大脑进行了禁用

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The teacher from the Academic Affairs Office was disciplined as a child because he brought his own pen and refused to use the school-issued super invincible universe-shining colorful spiral-ascending smart pencil.

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Also Miyazaki (xue) (ye) Hidetaka (ban) (gou)

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等会,突然发现个问题,怎么都开始管学业管理中心叫学业办了?

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It’s a rather general and convenient name to use, I suppose.
I’ve been calling it that since my freshman year of high school.

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The high school’s academic office is also Xiao Gao. Xiao Gao’s Story Time, more, more!

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Re-creation: The student management teacher was disciplined as a child because his act of taking the pen out of its casing was deemed ‘unmanaged’.

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Its pen was confiscated by the teacher.

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When the Academic Affairs Office teacher was young, they asked their teacher a question. The teacher said it wasn’t on the whitelist. So the Academic Affairs Office teacher went back to read their book. The teacher saw it and confiscated it, because it was still not on the whitelist. The Academic Affairs Office teacher was furious and questioned the teacher why they weren’t allowed to study. The teacher shook their head and remained silent. Three days later, the teacher privately apologized to the Academic Affairs Office teacher, explaining that it was due to a technical reason that learning had been accidentally disabled. The Academic Affairs Office teacher was ecstatic, so they opened their textbook again.

The teacher confiscated it again.

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It’s good to have a tablet; other schools don’t even have them.

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If you have such a channel, share it so everyone can prosper together.

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We have also visited and exchanged ideas with other excellent high schools in the country, and found that many students might only go home once every half a month or once a month, and can only get their mobile phones once a month. Our school’s management is already very open and tolerant.
—A certain episode of Hello Principal

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最难绷的是让hjy在评论区转达:plus:恢复
技术人员行动力这块(

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Strategy: using frontline teachers as a shield, while technical personnel comfortably disappear.

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It’s fine if tablets aren’t allowed; the school just shouldn’t push its broken information system. If we go back to paper, I can throw away my pad. At least that “excellent middle school” shouldn’t have such advanced teaching systems.

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This statement essentially means that everyone is posing in a cesspit, and those who are a bit cleaner or strike a more beautiful pose then believe they have reached solid ground.

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