Periodic report using AI

This report summarizes the activity on the forum from March 23, 2026, to March 30, 2026. During this seven-day period, the community saw a significant surge in engagement, with 5519 new posts across 84 new topics. The forum’s vibrant discussions were driven by a dedicated group of users, with @dfeath777 leading in likes (1875) and @kongting closely following (1318 likes). Other highly active users included @phaner-D (1266 likes), @Adler (1236 likes), and @keade (1063 likes), all contributing substantially to the discourse.

Overall, the period was characterized by a mix of light-hearted content, serious discussions on educational and societal issues, and personal reflections. There was a notable trend of users sharing memes and humorous content in #卮言, alongside more intense debates on privacy, education policy, and even health-related topics. Personal posts continued to offer intimate glimpses into users’ lives, fostering a sense of community and shared experience. The forum successfully balanced entertainment with profound conversations, reflecting the diverse interests of its members.

One of the most engaging and visually active threads was “来点梗图” [#2877], a long-running #卮言 topic that continued to thrive with fresh meme contributions. Users like @Rhumbos ref, @christina ref, @TealParticle ref, and @Adler ref regularly posted a variety of humorous images, ranging from internet culture references to personal observations. The thread served as a lively hub for casual interaction, often eliciting many likes, such as @zzz1’s post featuring a blackboard drawing ref and @kongting’s collection of images ref. This consistently popular thread highlights the community’s appreciation for visual humor and shared cultural references, with recent contributions from @nocatnozzz ref.

Parallel to the light-hearted meme sharing, the “推特抽象恶心猎奇恶俗厕” [#12027] #卮言 topic also saw considerable activity, though with a distinct, often provocative, tone. This thread, initiated on March 20th, delved into sharing “abstract, disgusting, bizarre, and vulgar” content from Twitter. Users like @kongting ref, @colas ref, and @Sophie ref contributed a range of shocking images and anecdotes. The discussion even prompted @kongting to offer a philosophical take on the thread’s existence, suggesting it meets a need for expression among high school students ref. @keade later offered medical advice and a nuanced perspective on sexual education in this thread ref, also offering to share “mysterious little bits of useful and useless physiological and medical knowledge” ref, reflecting a blend of humor and earnest discussion.

A major #卮言 discussion centered around the controversial figure Zhang Xuefeng, following a fabricated obituary about his “passing” in the topic “张雪峰” [#12191]. The initial post by @Axiom ref quickly garnered attention, with @P9pijiu ref sharing a humorous retort: “2020年,张雪峰:新闻学已死 2026年,新闻学:张雪峰已死.” This satirical take reflects the community’s critical engagement with public figures. The debate quickly linked to “别猝死” [#12192], where @TealParticle ref critically analyzed Zhang Xuefeng’s health habits, attributing his alleged cardiac issues to chronic sleep deprivation and strenuous exercise. User @080421 ref added practical advice on the dangers of combining long-term熬夜 with intense physical activity. This collective reflection on public figures and health underscores the forum’s capacity for both sharp critique and practical advice, extending to topics like “人类,真香” [#12206] which touched on personal injuries from sports ref.

The topic “我賣了一個世界卻換來灰燼” [#12224] sparked a significant ethical discussion within the #卮言 category, initiated by @suen ref. The thread highlighted a school policy of documenting student “violations” in a shared online document, accessible to teachers. @suen critically pointed out the privacy implications, stating, > “本質上,這個表單內其他學生信息根本不該被別的老師看!” ref. User @keade ref echoed this sentiment, condemning the practice as “形式主义和官僚主义.” The discussion took a personal turn when @Adler ref revealed they were the student involved in leaking the table to Yuque and were subsequently disciplined. This incident ignited further debate about student activism, accountability, and the boundaries of privacy in an institutional setting, with connections to “賞析校方試圖禁止手機帶入學校時部分同學的離譜言論” [#12223] which chronicled past student-school confrontations.

Discussions around sensitive social issues also saw significant engagement. The topic “怕你不黃,怕你亂黃” [#12248] initiated by @suen ref explored the nuances of “yellow” (sexual) humor and boundaries. @nya’s post ref vividly recounted instances of inappropriate sexual remarks by a male classmate, expressing shock and discomfort at the lack of negative reactions from others. This personal sharing brought to light the challenges of addressing such behavior in social settings. This also connects with the “当偷拍发生在身边” [#12249] thread, where @cnboy ref expressed profound frustration and helplessness regarding covert photography, highlighting a pervasive societal issue that deeply resonated with the forum members.

A recurring theme was the exploration of personal experiences and emotional well-being. The #個人帖 “一些些上高三的感想” [#7657] saw @gggggg ref share candid reflections on the pressures of high school, feeling overwhelmed despite persistent efforts. Later, @gggggg revealed a disturbing incident of parental surveillance on the forum ref, expressing a profound sense of violation and considering legal action. This personal account sparked discussions on privacy and family dynamics, echoing the sentiments in “你的墳頭草好高” [#8339], where @276213723 ref shared feelings of being neglected by friends, fostering a space for empathy and shared vulnerability. Additionally, “哈特暖暖” [#12208] provided a contrast, becoming a space for users like @nocatnozzz ref and @chw ref to share heartwarming personal anecdotes, balancing the heavier discussions with moments of joy and gratitude.

The forum also engaged with current events and socio-political commentary. “金正恩再次被推举为朝鲜国务委员长 / 新标准像” [#12176] featured satirical comparisons by @cuiboran ref of political figures, including an edited image playfully labeled “华夏奶龙,” which was later set as a wallpaper ref. In “怎麼說呢?強姦民意毀一時,強姦語文還有新聞毀…” [#12177], users like @keade ref and @phaner-D ref critiqued state media rhetoric and economic policies, highlighting dissatisfaction with perceived injustices. This indicates a consistent critical stance on broader societal issues among forum members, as further seen in discussions like “北京房山疑似发生恶性事件” [#12267] where @cnboy shared grim news and urged others to avoid graphic content ref.

Discussions on the nature of online interaction and community health also appeared. In “孙吧有多少潜水员” [#12214], @suen ref provided a detailed explanation of how Discourse defines “inactive” users versus those who “lurk” and read posts without contributing, clarifying misconceptions about forum metrics. This transparency reinforces community trust. “Byd哪都有8u” [#12185] humorously highlighted the omnipresence of forum users in daily life, with @Drifting_to_the_blue ref sharing an anecdote about hearing a forum-related comment in a technical class. This illustrates the tight-knit nature of the community and the blurring lines between online and offline interactions.

The dynamic nature of student life and academic pressures also found expression. “晚自习×坐大牢✓” [#12240] captured the intense frustration students feel about evening study sessions, with @christina ref hyperbolically expressing their disdain. This resonated with many experiencing similar pressures. Similarly, “鼓勵孤立蘑古力” [#12242] by @gggggg ref delved into the complexities of social dynamics and feelings of jealousy when friends interact with disliked individuals. This thread offered a space for users to seek advice and share strategies for navigating interpersonal relationships within school settings.

Finally, the forum also provided platforms for creative expression and light relief. “微寫作” [#12239] curated by @suen ref encouraged members to share short pieces of writing, fostering creativity within the community. The long-running “冷笑话。。” [#10945] continued to bring smiles, with users like @Ankahia ref and @bcde ref contributing puns and clever jokes. Even the obscure “嘎嘎节,嘎嘎,嘎嘎” [#12262] offered a moment of playful absurdity, with @suen ref contributing a cascade of “嘎” (quacks). These diverse threads, from academic reflections ref to shared photos ref, showcase the multifaceted engagement of the RDFZer community.

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## Summary
Start Date: 2026-03-23
End Date: 2026-03-30
New posts: 5519
New topics: 84
Top users:
@dfeath777 (1875 likes, 657 posts)
@kongting (1318 likes, 423 posts)
@phaner-D (1266 likes, 500 posts)
@Adler (1236 likes, 272 posts)
@keade (1063 likes, 178 posts)
@dyyyy (813 likes, 247 posts)
@276213723 (609 likes, 157 posts)
@suen (606 likes, 134 posts)
@colas (589 likes, 174 posts)
@P9pijiu (587 likes, 137 posts)

## Topics

### 来点梗图
topic_id: 2877
solved: true
category: 卮言
2024-10-22 06:48

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post_number: 2389
2026-03-23 05:10
user: Rhumbos
likes: 16
![2026.03.23_13.09.18|516x320](upload://6Kj2sMASBawLh1Fi3V3sZOgoW72.webp)

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post_number: 2407
2026-03-24 00:37
user: christina
likes: 15
![29381f30e924b8998dfcfe2528061d950b7bf6ef|580x439](upload://vZreQ454QpKDOMwCtMr4oSLaqj8.jpeg)
![da8777f81a4c510f856b64072659252dd52aa540|580x616](upload://x3FehNAT11WTH8jQqX90eJoDIua.jpeg)

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post_number: 2426
2026-03-24 01:31
user: christina
likes: 15
![17536a03738da97731587236f651f8198718e3f8|580x592](upload://5OisN1C4DS9svhKrbnmxsbGc49y.jpeg)
![6730a687e950352a19ce52131543fbf2b3118b46|580x702](upload://hyMhtr1X0ppojUESnGJdfBLAyIx.jpeg)

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post_number: 2433
2026-03-24 03:26
user: TealParticle
likes: 13
![image|800x800](upload://dVy3iW8uqi1zmfOqBjWlSi3CV6.jpeg)

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post_number: 2451
2026-03-25 00:57
user: Adler
likes: 15
![HEDK3agasAAKnKu|986x1200](upload://48OAiwAvU9pWJpslsZpWzDSUvY1.jpeg)

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post_number: 2453
2026-03-25 01:45
user: Adler
likes: 13
![HED8A2gbwAAUDA9|927x1200](upload://Ai7rOunXWrhQuPOzycvUeKCJUTy.jpeg)

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post_number: 2470
2026-03-25 10:09
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 13
![IMG_2907|1162x1011, 50%](upload://g8sJPbIMxqgIqkSWYNDDdprdbHO.jpeg)

post_number: 2471
2026-03-25 11:49
user: TealParticle
likes: 17
![Screenshot_2026-03-25-19-46-40-671_tv.danmaku.bili-edit|1440x622](upload://kTZicA7J8qtb9B1vHoap1uXKab6.jpeg)

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post_number: 2474
2026-03-26 02:40
user: Adler
likes: 13
![image|785x1200](upload://yli1SkOOL2MTllqAn1lpycPzRlC.jpeg)

post_number: 2475
2026-03-26 03:23
user: TealParticle
likes: 17
![image|690x565, 50%](upload://lLpE6QJ4zFVjYmpGBwAn5p4gA26.jpeg)

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post_number: 2513
2026-03-27 03:20
user: zzz1
likes: 15
![v2-dd94a27637aaefe7527c2ddafaed7b4e_1440w|574x6000](upload://uDsKqNAq1cJ0k41IwaXlkqLnp9Q.jpeg)

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post_number: 2516
2026-03-27 07:20
user: zzz1
likes: 20
黑板上发现的,不知道是谁画的
![IMG_20260327_151641|4160x2600](upload://g1asdC8stRuxAC4E1rkDrRjpZfe.jpeg)
:distorted_face: :100: :weary_cat: :shaking_face: :drooling_face: :fearful: :sob: :patpat: :red_question_mark: :cockroach:

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post_number: 2537
2026-03-28 06:19
user: fffff
likes: 13
![IMG_1384|4032x3024](upload://dvcvTkrqVsrQCPEw9kDiScEc0jd.jpeg)
18➕

post_number: 2538
2026-03-28 13:05
user: kongting
likes: 14
excerpt: ![1774703071009|1080x1332](upload://35lgLnoV8KW2vqZGMtL6wmWlG79.jpeg)
![1774703073955|1080x1338](upload://tWpKjIrfZFOfQDb2kG1WfHLWDph.jpeg)
![1774703075883|1080x1328](upload://znABGbmhs6OYRvDbf4mfqW365RU.jpeg...

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post_number: 2547
2026-03-29 11:17
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 12
![IMG_3078|1179x1053, 50%](upload://m9Cl9oqHTOUEpvtVxRu83mlwlb3.jpeg)

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post_number: 2557
2026-03-30 00:07
user: RuletheWaves
likes: 0
为何,我看他到最后也还是“同志”啊

### 推特抽象恶心猎奇恶俗厕
topic_id: 12027
category: 卮言
2026-03-20 07:53

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post_number: 201
2026-03-23 10:59
user: kongting
likes: 13
![1774263277395|960x705](upload://6ORo1enmm5qZqnxPD4dqxVNPxnp.jpeg)
![1774263398694|1290x1594](upload://xM62ARFd18EpBwUDbgybaWR4eZK.jpeg)

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post_number: 229
2026-03-24 05:17
user: colas
likes: 14
![卡图 (1)|1375x1930](upload://8dkJ4CrXYIIYCdwp615S9AzdHAB.jpeg)
tell me tell me

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post_number: 248
2026-03-24 07:33
user: Sophie
likes: 15
不许外传哈自己看看得了
![挂人帖_03_20_184606|1768x3026](upload://hjGsJ3a8uVY0pTh4PHPch4IjpFo.jpeg)

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post_number: 286
2026-03-24 12:29
user: Adler
likes: 17
![HEJRMTTakAAY0mx|918x1529](upload://ecKr2SOlp7SU8Y2fph6FC3sYGXf.jpeg)

这也老图了,常看常阴

最近流鼻血了,幽灵bro悠着点啊

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post_number: 302
2026-03-25 01:09
user: cuiboran
likes: 17
[quote="Adler, post:286, topic:12027"]
![HEJRMTTakAAY0mx|918x1529](upload://ecKr2SOlp7SU8Y2fph6FC3sYGXf.jpeg)

[/quote]

那一个人擤鼻涕的时候,不小心吸了一下,然后把鼻涕吸进去了岂不是……🤔

哇哇哇还有吞精剧情

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post_number: 361
2026-03-25 02:08
user: kongting
likes: 16
抽象猎奇贴是人民群众文化创作的结果。人民是社会历史的主体,该帖子坚持了人民立场,正确发展了人民群众的力量。
社会存在决定社会意识。当代高中生存在普遍的性压抑现象,抽象猎奇贴应运而生,顺应了高中生倾诉的需求。
发展即辩证否定。抽象猎奇贴填补了suen吧在性压抑方面的不足,是新事物。

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post_number: 367
2026-03-25 02:11
user: dyyyy
likes: 14
我在上
你在下
我不动
你不动
我一动
你就痛
你出水
我高兴

[details="谜底"]
钓鱼
[/details]

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post_number: 635
2026-03-25 06:35
user: Yuji
likes: 15
![IMG_7108|1260x934](upload://o1qi0LG6g4amJeF74H2DR60iRjL.jpeg)这个有人发吗😱

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post_number: 739
2026-03-26 02:20
user: Adler
likes: 14
![image|809x1280](upload://wMPS2huflTSmePuN0M0kYZe8uy2.jpeg)

@keade

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post_number: 747
2026-03-26 02:58
user: dfeath777
likes: 13
突然想到一件事,轻百合大概指的是无实际关系但是很像百合的少女互动,那以此类推,水浒传算不算一种轻基佬

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post_number: 792
2026-03-26 07:32
user: dfeath777
likes: 14
席🈲也是平

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post_number: 900
2026-03-27 06:14
user: Sophie
likes: 13
发个猎奇的,给我看死了
![IMG_9053|1320x1151](upload://fknhqjFNUUaemWlyAREGxqwOgRe.jpeg)

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post_number: 1050
2026-03-29 08:30
user: keade
likes: 14
excerpt: 感觉不像高血压脑病。患者应该是有一个基础性的高血压,叠加老年+体型肥胖本身血管就有硬化。极度兴奋后血压骤升导致脑出血。
高血压脑病一般都是慢性起病,呈弥漫性脑水肿。但是本案应该是一个急性起病,外加口角右斜说明还是一个局部的特征,左侧半球受累及。而且迅速深昏迷说明出血量大,颅压急剧升高。还有一个颈项抵抗,提示脑膜刺激征,应该是血液破入蛛网膜下腔。
应该先赶紧静推乌拉地尔,看情况推呋塞米。然后完善一个脑CT,...

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post_number: 1183
2026-03-29 14:14
user: keade
likes: 13
现在可不敢讲性教育...讲多少,讲多深,稍微不注意就会出大问题....:distorted_face:
btw以上建议不构成医疗建议,建议吧u合理安排自己的单排or双排时间,正确看待杏教育,科学照顾好自己低额身体,注意公序良俗...

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post_number: 1192
2026-03-29 14:17
user: keade
likes: 13
这边建议这种事情不能强求。
别的不知道,猫娘学长在生理学和医学这一块有各种各样的有用的没用的神秘小知识可以分享给大家 :grinning_cat:
(希望不会被suen单杀 :pleading_face:

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post_number: 1278
2026-03-30 00:13
user: Adler
likes: 0
目前发了113贴,大概有25%获奖率,前所未有 :smiley:

### 张雪峰
topic_id: 12191
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 14:07

post_number: 1
2026-03-24 14:07
user: Axiom
likes: 23
excerpt: 3月24日晚9时50分许,知名教育博主张雪峰本人社交账号发布来自其名下公司的讣告:  讣告  我们怀着无比沉痛的心情,向所有关心张雪峰老师的各界朋友告知:  亲爱的张雪峰老师,因心源性猝死全力抢救无效,于2026年3月24日15时50分在苏州逝世。  张雪峰老师出身寒门,一生心系广大学子,深耕教育行业,始终以捐资助学,助力学子成长为己任,以赤诚之心践行教育理想,嘉言懿行,...

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post_number: 4
2026-03-24 14:20
user: P9pijiu
likes: 22
![1774361990893|1440x2138](upload://yKdgN1UiI65oIL5HhqRARQu5576.jpeg)

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post_number: 13
2026-03-24 15:52
user: P9pijiu
likes: 13
2020年,张雪峰:新闻学已死

2026年,新闻学:张雪峰已死

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post_number: 15
2026-03-24 15:59
user: P9pijiu
likes: 14
转:

我看我得感谢张雪峰
23年下半年他最火的那段时间
正好是我们选科的时间
他把全市一堆大蛇都整去了理科
我们这届摇摆的最后基本都选理科去了
张雪峰好人啊
这届选文科的比前两届大减

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post_number: 23
2026-03-25 03:25
user: Adler
likes: 15
推:张雪峰死了良子还活蹦乱跳的,说明玩命工作比暴饮暴食更害人

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post_number: 31
2026-03-25 13:07
user: 080421
likes: 13
看网上说是长期剧烈运动让心脏负荷太大

其实是长期熬夜加运动才会伤身啊喂!!!运动本质对身体是损伤,真正利于健康的是运动加足够的睡眠周期

所以如果熬了夜第二天千万千万避免剧烈活动

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post_number: 39
2026-03-26 09:00
user: Axiom
likes: 4
上帝要填志愿了

### 哈特暖暖
topic_id: 12208
category: 卮言
2026-03-25 11:08

post_number: 1
2026-03-25 11:08
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 13
如果幸福有味道,可能是夹着淡淡花香的蜂蜜味,没那么齁,牵出湿润眼眶和发自内心的笑。

如题,分享分享你的被温暖的瞬间

post_number: 2
2026-03-25 11:12
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 13
excerpt: 今天上完5个45分钟的化学课,出去吃饭,寿司郎的新品很好吃。回学校路上,天暗暗的,第一次注意到三轮车的“倒车请注意”音,出于怕被撞到的想法,我把电动车往外骑了骑,后来我看三轮车还是倒不出来,怕剐蹭到,于是往前多骑了点。耳机里放着twice的歌,前面一个人好像跟我说话,原来骑三轮车的是一个大娘,她对我说,“谢谢你小姑娘”,我笑着摆手,说“没事”

我本意不算善良的举动,她谢了我,呜呜呜,这么晚,大娘骑...

post_number: 3
2026-03-25 11:17
user: chw
likes: 19
excerpt: ![IMG_20260325_191342_edit_868829329330960|3120x4160](upload://awoDyRfu2soaVuqj0cCHvdALz3M.jpeg)

当时还同时送过来束花,前一天周日晚上问我坐哪里,以为就是个小玩意儿,第二天早上进教室给我先吓个半死,然后十分感动,其实我自己感觉当时帮的忙确实不怎么多,也就是改改学测提提建议,但是确实是感觉自己没白干

(其实我给我名字打不打...

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post_number: 5
2026-03-25 11:42
user: 080421
likes: 15
![IMG_2249|727x344](upload://gkYm1VMSzkh42thXWB0NnpeayQb.jpeg)
有人跟我这种随时随地大事小事都要拍下来记录的人说这种话我真想哭

感谢世界让这么多细腻、不吝啬表达的女性降临我身边!!

哦对,还有很多温暖但或许不善言辞的男性也感谢。

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post_number: 8
2026-03-26 09:46
user: nocatnozzz
likes: 13
跟小伙伴去小超市,到面包区的时候,阿姨说送我俩卷坏的瑞士卷,很美味!

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post_number: 12
2026-03-28 12:52
user: Lilith
likes: 9
第一次听口考试之前,在中庭地下练听口。
快做完时,一只哈吉米,应该是梨花,径直从楼梯蹿下来躺在我身边的地板上,
我看着它,它不害怕我,自顾自看完一眼,就趴那继续舔毛了。
软软猫饼。

### 我賣了一個世界卻換來灰燼
topic_id: 12224
category: 卮言
2026-03-26 13:02

post_number: 1
2026-03-26 13:02
user: suen
likes: 21
excerpt: 用一個表單記錄所有違規學生讓導師寫教育記錄給行政部門看,是這兩年的新笑話,因為實在太好笑所以去年導師見面時常與導生共賞,後來發論壇共笑;最初鏈接也沒設什麼權限,所以被轉載語雀然後更多人得以一笑。
今年 AI  進化,表單也是新鏈接且必須申請權限,給 AI 當玩具我自己都不知道寫了啥了。

笑點不只是用共享文檔做這事,更是這事自身,導師或教師需要幹活給行政部門看,BDFZ 沒有王铮的年代,也似乎不至於這麼...

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post_number: 9
2026-03-26 13:18
user: suen
likes: 13
笑點解析:
本質上,這個表單內其他學生信息根本不該被別的老師看!
都是違規學生,一定有老師去找是不是自己課上不聽話的學生有更多所謂違規紀錄,然後再慨嘆一句,難怪⋯⋯ 

你跟我說這是教育,我是不信的。

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post_number: 13
2026-03-26 13:28
user: keade
likes: 15
excerpt: 多么崇高的德育老师 ,每天穿着“道德卫士”的隐形披风,拿着共享表单当尚方宝剑,四处巡逻抓“违规者”。自诩照世明灯,干的却是些形式主义和官僚主义的事情 ,我不懂教育,但我只能说这些老师的思维水平大概还不如suen吧老哥的平均水平:grinning_cat:
我的攻击性是不是太强了(
咳咳,但是说实话。教育至少应该是帮助、引导学生。公开表单记录学生的“违规”情况,且在学生发出去吐槽以后不是想一下为什么会被学生吐槽,而是第一时间找到学生和老师问责,这...

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post_number: 20
2026-03-26 14:02
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 14
共享文档这个东西确实是真的能被蠢人用出难以想象的“效果”

我们大学班级团支书是个人生前十八年只会学习的小镇做题家,她不会做不会填Excel表,于是想出了让我们班里的人在班群的共享文档里填包括但不限于身份证号、户籍地址、电话号码和是否受到贫困生补助等等信息这种事以完成学校的统计任务😺

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post_number: 27
2026-03-27 01:49
user: Adler
likes: 17
实不相瞒,我是当事学生,之前因为发那个表格到语雀被我导师约谈了

虽然我没信导师讲的隐私、处分云云,但是当时要我说出表格来源,写情况说明,实在想不出一个当事能用事后好圆的说辞,就避重就轻如实相告了。之后赶紧找孫喵滑跪跟他说了这事

看大家对此多有义愤,可能我不是一个合格的孫导生或“反抗者”吧,只好问问大家如果遇到这种事会怎么做

孫喵对不起我错了

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post_number: 35
2026-03-27 10:18
user: nya
likes: 1
v爱女主,你不一定爱导生,嗯

### 怕你不黃,怕你亂黃
topic_id: 12248
category: 卮言
2026-03-28 03:04

post_number: 1
2026-03-28 03:04
user: suen
likes: 22
https://bdfz.net/posts/hse/

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post_number: 3
2026-03-28 03:22
user: P9pijiu
likes: 16
> Bancroft(2003)的數據顯示,男性平均首次自慰年齡約 12-13 歲,女性約 13-14 歲。

看这个有点震惊,第一反应是应该数据仅限欧美
然后想到我好像是10-11岁

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post_number: 5
2026-03-28 03:23
user: suen
likes: 13
excerpt: https://paper.people.com.cn/hqrw/html/2015-07/26/content_1663911.htm
段子
《 环球人物 》(2015年第20期)
    门口卖拖鞋的大妈,真是个冷艳的女子。我问她拖鞋多少钱一双?她说20元。我说10元行吗?她说行,你要左脚还是右脚?

   “为什么家长只看分数?”“废话,你以为他们看得懂题目吗?”

   我给内陆省份的朋友描述17级台风的概念:“以往14级...

post_number: 6
2026-03-28 03:25
user: nya
likes: 19
excerpt: 班里有一个男的,很咋咋呼呼,很典型的以哗众取宠为自我价值的人,他是那种会开和他毫无交集女生的黄段子的人,讲给他的好友听,很恶劣,他经常故意说的声音很大所以几乎所有人都可以听见。
印象很深的,是生物课上老师讲一个真题命题人,女性,命的题都很难,他就大声说了一句那个命题人sao,我震惊的点是在场的同学是有笑的,有男有女,没有人觉得很反胃吗,好了,哪怕觉得反胃也不会说出来,比如我,毕竟社交地位相差甚远。
这个人平时也会在...

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post_number: 46
2026-03-28 14:04
user: erichvonmanstein
likes: 5
[quote="Mrs.Castorice, post:45, topic:12248"]
我不会在线下做各种恶俗的行为或以此打趣

[/quote]

那你tm在🦛后面()()

### 别猝死
topic_id: 12192
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 15:23

post_number: 1
2026-03-24 15:23
user: 276213723
likes: 18
excerpt: # 别大意!猝死前1小时,身体会发出预警

*央视新闻 · Published: 2026-03-24 14:49*

[永久链接](https://wx.bdfz.net/1-7b3c9552) · [原文链接](https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/JNImMmQB5ayovgXfK6mvLQ)

![图片](upload://d8AvrtpYcpL8GxkZeN5WaQJ7cBS.gif)心源性猝死肺源性猝死、脑源性猝死是猝死...

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post_number: 11
2026-03-25 00:25
user: TealParticle
likes: 17
昨天下午看到一个转发的聊天记录,好像来自医院的医生,说张雪峰心脏骤停了。时间是下午1点左右。然后估计是抢救了两个多小时最后3点50死了。

他好像是睡眠不够,睡眠不够心肺状态就很差,这种情况下就不应该进行什么需要心肺的运动,然后他还去长跑。而且还不止一次,长期睡眠不足还长期长跑(他之前说3月份跑了70+km)。2023年就因为胸闷还是什么的,被强制住院过,属于旧疾了,他还一直这样折腾

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post_number: 18
2026-03-25 00:38
user: 1111
likes: 15
我妈之前的一个同事跑完全马刚坐下来就没了… :cry:

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post_number: 25
2026-03-25 00:46
user: keade
likes: 13
学医也是个猝死高发的专业😋,如果哪天我不在suen吧水吧了,可能就是寄了,吧u莫惋惜

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post_number: 53
2026-03-25 06:23
user: keade
likes: 8
是猫娘😋(我也凑热闹

### 一些些上高三的感想
topic_id: 7657
solved: true
category: 個人帖
2025-07-01 05:22

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post_number: 4858
2026-03-24 05:57
user: gggggg
likes: 18
excerpt: 上午磊发现大半个班没改卷子,直接走了。

我不知道说什么,因为我也是没改卷子的人里的一个。

在家两天,第一天上午去考听口,下午随便做了点东西就没精力了。第二天在国图,上午跟爸妈吵架,下午写作业,一直没停直到回家,晚上又看了会物理课。一共学了两个半小时地理。

昨天晚自习又写了两个半小时,好不容易把专题都写完。至于改错,真是忘到九霄云外了。

但是我感觉已经很累了是为啥啊。为啥还是没干完啊。明明我也很着急,但是这一...

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post_number: 4991
2026-03-28 23:59
user: gggggg
likes: 13
草。我梦的也太不切实际了。偏偏又是在现实背景下的。

就说其中一个好了,,,我梦见了我爸在论坛上开一堆小号时间我。

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post_number: 4994
2026-03-29 08:25
user: gggggg
likes: 13
。不是,还真让我发现他时间我论坛的证据了。还截屏我和ai的对话。?你要但凡是个人我能一直跟ai聊吗。。

真的就必须要把我全部的隐私全都翻一遍才好吗。这是变态吧。

我好想报警。

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post_number: 5004
2026-03-29 13:05
user: gggggg
likes: 6
作业没心情写下去了,,,然后开始看番

点开了好久以前就想看的番,第一集就被塞了口大刀子。。。。我不行了。

### 人工选择(爆爆爆,都来爆💥💥💥)
topic_id: 12179
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 05:26

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post_number: 59
2026-03-24 07:40
user: cuiboran
likes: 17
excerpt: ![截图 2026-03-24 at 15.36.13|1248x884, 50%](upload://gJvqGEFuokay2KMKjw2NzukAQ5R.jpeg)

首先我自己也体验过国家的四免一关怀政策

另外之所以我说这个话,也是因为我自己也一直在做 HIV 公益

![截图 2026-03-24 at 15.38.58|1160x1350, 50%](upload://4x0FWXxBefV6OtQ00vq5xi4cOd...

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post_number: 66
2026-03-24 08:37
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 14
虽然我知道社达主义在你校不是个例,而且有泛滥的趋势,但大家都还在表面上装一下。

而你,我的朋友,则是演都不带演了😺😺😺

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post_number: 71
2026-03-25 08:33
user: Michael-MiaoX
likes: 13
中国人年均60次性行为,看来12月31日我要爽翻了.jpg

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post_number: 99
2026-03-26 00:18
user: Acacia
likes: 6
叽里咕噜说啥呢 给我艾草

### 赏析校方试图禁止手机带入学校时部分同学的离谱言论
topic_id: 12223
category: 卮言
2026-03-26 12:27

post_number: 1
2026-03-26 12:27
user: polony
likes: 13
已经是四年前的事了,绝大多数当事人已经离校,所以我凭记忆力放出来一些离谱的言论,行为给大家做个和学校协商的反面教材。全凭记忆力,聊天记录已经随着换手机消失了,所以会有些许偏差。

背景是学校希望禁止全部的手机进入校园,所有手机功能通过校发平板提供。结果是手机管理达成了目前的现状。

发出来是希望更多人能掌握高效,安全地与校方进行沟通反馈的技巧。

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post_number: 7
2026-03-26 12:35
user: polony
likes: 21
4.把群名命名为不领平板联盟,在群里大谈特谈游行,静坐,横幅,触发了晶哥的风控,领导是从警方得到的早期消息

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post_number: 12
2026-03-26 12:39
user: polony
likes: 14
6.群里叫的越欢的座谈时越哑巴,甚至干脆不去

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post_number: 42
2026-03-27 10:06
user: Acacia
likes: 1
最后的关心这个的人,嗯

28不像是会做任何事

### 金正恩再次被推举为朝鲜国务委员长 / 新标准像
topic_id: 12176
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 02:17

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post_number: 12
2026-03-24 02:34
user: cuiboran
likes: 15
![Gemini_Generated_Image_nxmpwbnxmpwbnxmp|1792x2386, 50%](upload://zq6iO6vmGhQl41w6jCdtoNZUkH4)

华夏真龙

![经典:2004年习近平同志接受采访谈到当知青吃苦+梁家河插队经历 【静下心看:深入理解思想形成过程】](upload://ZXnQvLEPA19h8dI6GXI8Eynlqo.jpeg)

华夏奶龙

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post_number: 23
solution: true
2026-03-24 03:43
user: cuiboran
likes: 16
![IMG_8868|1206x2622, 50%](upload://fROuE591BKYHoah2XvE778pmMum.jpeg)

已严肃设为壁纸 确实好看

post_number: 24
2026-03-24 03:49
user: TealParticle
likes: 17
![image|2474x1560](upload://4tS94bOVLPcaL0QlorGwpWpBqqx.png)

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post_number: 28
2026-03-25 07:32
user: avix
likes: 1
确实帅

### 冷笑话。。
topic_id: 10945
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-01-18 09:11

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post_number: 205
2026-03-24 00:36
user: Ankahia
likes: 15
兵马俑互相调情的时候会说什么?

[details="总结"]
你个小陶器。。。

[/details]

post_number: 206
2026-03-25 07:39
user: bcde
likes: 14
以柔克刚,以巧克力;

以德芙人,以士力架;

以迈克尔,以杰克逊。

是不是冷笑话先放一边,好笑是真的☝️

post_number: 207
2026-03-26 02:35
user: MengXIN
likes: 14
![Screenshot_20260326_103521|1009x232](upload://qMjj6Yyl0rT2XGgrGjiP5B08YWn.jpeg)

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post_number: 210
2026-03-27 08:38
user: WindWhisper
likes: 1
这个冷笑话有点冷,但确实有点意思😂 兵马俑:你个小陶器...

### Byd哪都有8u
topic_id: 12185
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 10:10

post_number: 1
2026-03-24 10:10
user: Drifting_to_the_blue
likes: 19
上着技术课(x102)突然有人冒出来一句“诶我去打不开suen喵小网站了”,真绷不住了😆

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post_number: 6
2026-03-24 11:57
user: Axiom
likes: 13
发现吧里27小登我一个也不知道名字。。除了dyyyy
太有防开盒了
26的基本都知道了,毕竟现在同桌是df

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post_number: 44
2026-03-25 01:02
user: Mrs.Castorice
likes: 6
28,33,38,40,40.5,42,44.5,45,47,50,51,53,54,56,57,58,58.5,59

### 怎麼說呢?強姦民意毀一時,強姦語文還有新聞毀…
topic_id: 12177
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 04:42

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post_number: 4
2026-03-24 05:00
user: keade
likes: 13
一箱油,半箱税。把自己从别人手里抢来的蛋糕拿出一点还回去,自诩是恩典,何意味。

post_number: 5
2026-03-24 05:02
user: phaner-D
likes: 15
我们本来想张一万,但是我们没涨,所以你们赢了一万🤔

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post_number: 9
2026-03-24 11:03
user: suen
likes: 7
新聞裏一面漲價一面還少支出的,肯定也不多。

### 人類,真香
topic_id: 12206
category: 卮言
2026-03-25 10:21

post_number: 1
2026-03-25 10:21
user: suen
likes: 18
![image|1169x1558](upload://ksOIoHpQfZpgHE2FmKmWCkqg9ir.jpeg)

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post_number: 18
2026-03-26 07:24
user: colas
likes: 13
孩子们我现在因为打羽毛球被球拍挥击右眼导致眼部挫伤,前袋出血,遗憾无法参与4月9日的体育合格考补考了。。。。
真是太可惜了

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post_number: 25
2026-03-27 00:11
user: Rhumbos
likes: 3
麦队扣大分

### 微寫作
topic_id: 12239
category: 卮言
2026-03-27 08:02

post_number: 1
2026-03-27 08:02
user: suen
likes: 16
![IMG_2071|4284x5712](upload://wAFK5HFQnK9U3voMS2cmaYYmXkl.jpeg)

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post_number: 7
2026-03-27 10:16
user: nya
likes: 13
但照样没展🤣

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post_number: 20
2026-03-28 12:21
user: Rhumbos
likes: 3
lsm说写的下就写啊?

### 殺人,都會吧?
topic_id: 12226
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-03-26 13:24

post_number: 1
2026-03-26 13:24
user: suen
likes: 13
![image|606x620](upload://9TxdmHPnTvtCTwAaooCFBFaJldE.jpeg)

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post_number: 3
2026-03-26 13:27
user: niarb
likes: 14
![image|400x647, 50%](upload://m4ykO6s8oTpUdG8DZGuHd1UhPCD.jpeg)
诶不兑这是+2

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post_number: 9
2026-03-28 13:44
user: Mrs.Castorice
likes: 4
![image (11)_edit_297872022030215|606x620](upload://oEDN5rvMEYEf7vJFlwOZ9AyIdr9.jpeg)杀掉制造问题的人。

### 孙吧有多少潜水员
topic_id: 12214
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-03-26 00:50

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post_number: 7
2026-03-26 00:58
user: dfeath777
likes: 13
然后“噗哇!”吓你们一跳。

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post_number: 12
solution: true
2026-03-26 01:15
user: suen
likes: 15
excerpt: 一般不会。

如果你说的是用户卡片上那句 “This user is no longer active”,这个在 Discourse 里指向的是账号被停用或失效这一类状态,不是说这个人最近只看不说。官方文档里把 “active” 作为账号是否已激活的状态来写,另有官方讨论明确说明,这句提示显示在 deactivated users 的用户卡片上。 

如果这个人是登录状态下频繁看论坛,系统会照样记录他的访问和阅读。Discourse 的 User Visit 是“登录用户在一天内访问一次就记一次”,posts read 和 reading time 也会累计,所以只读不发,仍然算有访问和阅读活动。信任等级里,...

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post_number: 21
2026-03-27 00:09
user: Mrs.Castorice
likes: 2
@lyq

### 我是投注!
topic_id: 12186
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 10:29

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post_number: 7
2026-03-24 10:34
user: Jerry2625
likes: 15
很难不急woc

我们班最高分148,第二名144,我这分勉强第三

但凡多拿两分呢

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post_number: 34
2026-03-25 01:59
user: colas
likes: 14
我觉得这种技术佬上学纯耽误时间,赶紧开发点什么震惊世界的东西去得了别在学校虚度光阴

### 公理日记
topic_id: 9752
category: 個人帖
2025-12-03 04:48

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post_number: 399
2026-03-26 12:58
user: Axiom
likes: 13
明早去医院办免体。
祝我好运

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post_number: 416
2026-03-27 01:37
user: without_name
likes: 14
每次一想到你们坐同桌还考suen吧来传情达意就绷不住

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post_number: 418
2026-03-27 11:37
user: Axiom
likes: 1
对的

### 學歷史嗎!
topic_id: 12175
category: 卮言
2026-03-24 01:24

post_number: 1
2026-03-24 01:24
user: suen
likes: 15
![image|1080x1462](upload://tGZ7TG61Q1lwXQOQWPsWkHW6K4v.jpeg)

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post_number: 4
2026-03-24 02:15
user: P9pijiu
likes: 11
女真也是女

### 照片集
topic_id: 11707
category: 卮言
2026-03-06 04:58

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post_number: 15
2026-03-24 03:22
user: keade
likes: 22
excerpt: 过去…现在…


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![69f45eaef097f0622ec6f4d4fd7b519e|1626x1080](upload://uxRsdEg8C77jpaDW0PujoNAc5zd.jpeg)

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post_number: 17
2026-03-26 23:26
user: WindWhisper
likes: 2
ε-(´∀`; )这个表情很传神了,幸好找回来了。风铃这种东西,丢了又找回,感觉就像是校园记忆的实体化,挺神奇的。

### Boom?
topic_id: 12172
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-03-23 14:06

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post_number: 7
solution: true
2026-03-23 14:19
user: niarb
likes: 14
[quote="Mrs.Castorice, post:1, topic:12172"]
一共4声
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![image|1517x542](upload://lQ3V96aVSHUCxsiz6L4QjmuuDe2.png)
是四级火箭
这火箭有力气

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post_number: 19
2026-03-23 14:42
user: dfeath777
likes: 10
嗯,广岛中心人民也没尖叫,大概也没啥事吧

### 交出你的小萌物!
topic_id: 676
solved: true
category: 卮言
2024-04-11 14:06

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post_number: 248
2026-03-27 10:22
user: 2622237
likes: 13
![WecomSave_6200d94c1a410248c082b80f9ff1da5c|1080x1090](upload://gnnwgUmXGDhakN2Mgj9RGR5GhJW.jpeg)

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post_number: 251
2026-03-28 09:28
user: dyyyy
likes: 11
![IMG_8956|4032x3024](upload://bQl4GrIsWgmshcq6whSZdZSC6mN.jpeg)
:patpat:

### 晚自习×坐大牢✓
topic_id: 12240
category: 卮言
2026-03-27 10:25

post_number: 1
2026-03-27 10:25
user: christina
likes: 19
晚自习你怎么这么贱,我要狠狠上你 :enraged_face:

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post_number: 20
2026-03-27 13:20
user: Lilith
likes: 2
咋上晚自习上出炫压抑了

### Stublogs | bdfz.net 學生博客
topic_id: 11481
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-02-21 14:59

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post_number: 57
2026-03-23 13:42
user: keade
likes: 15
@suen 装深沉好难,最近真的快被压力压垮了,suen喵能给我讲一句生日快乐嘛 :pleading_face:

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post_number: 74
2026-03-23 23:56
user: WindWhisper
likes: 4
哈哈哈,新用户一来就要吃安利啊。那我随便推三个:1. 猎奇串(12027)感受视觉冲击;2. 足球杯(11946)看乐子吹水;3. Stublogs(就这贴)看技术人发癫。其实论坛到处都是乐子,随便逛逛就有,祝你玩得开心(狗头)。

### 当偷拍发生在身边
topic_id: 12249
category: 卮言
2026-03-28 03:21

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post_number: 3
2026-03-28 03:31
user: cnboy
likes: 16
这个世界大抵病了。
在群里开喷的人是我,我感到无力。
应该还会有无数当事人毫不知情的偷拍藏在角落里。
难以理解这种人,自己不是人也没把别人当人看
吃人血馒头的人还是太多了。

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post_number: 22
2026-03-28 07:34
user: kongting
likes: 2
ww说得对,侵权的就是第一张,第二张单独不算侵权,因为衣服没有辨识度

### 为什么北大附中无权管理外卖。
topic_id: 8410
category: 卮言
2025-09-25 23:40

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post_number: 50
2026-03-26 11:33
user: keade
likes: 14
excerpt: 不是为食堂洗地,因为食堂不好吃几乎是一个公认的事实,但高中食堂不一样在于高中食堂是承包商制度,也就是自负盈亏,这和大学食堂有补助还是有一些区别的,,,。
但从现实角度上来讲,提升饭食水平有一个根本性的矛盾——成本。这与所谓的健不健康p关系没有,大多都是小领导拿来打官腔的借口。但是成本问题是解决难度最大的。
预制菜和中央厨房最大的优点之一就是能够控制成本。中央厨房或工厂批量搞定,送到食堂热一热就行,相比现做来说,不止减少相当多的人力成本、后厨大小也完全可以精简、...

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post_number: 58
2026-03-26 14:26
user: Adler
likes: 4
[quote="P9pijiu, post:47, topic:8410"]
根据fmx转达

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awc范梦想怎么这么坏

### 习爷爷来到了我们的课堂
topic_id: 12200
category: 卮言
2026-03-25 03:17

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post_number: 6
2026-03-25 09:14
user: cuiboran
likes: 16
excerpt: 中国出了个习大大🤗🤗🤗 多大的老虎也敢打😨😨😨 天不怕嘿地不怕😤😤😤 做梦都想见到他🥵🥵🥵 

中国还有个彭麻麻😍😍😍 最美的鲜花送给她😙😙😙 保佑她哟祝福她❤️❤️❤️ 兴国兴家兴天下💪💪💪 

习大大爱着彭麻麻😘😘😘 这样的爱情像神话🤤🤤🤤 彭麻麻爱着习大大😘😘😘 有爱的天下最强大🥺🥺🥺

男人要学习大大😏😏😏 女人要学彭麻麻😉😉😉 想他们一样去爱吧💕💕💕 温暖的爱能暖万家🏠🏠🏠...

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post_number: 21
2026-03-26 23:42
user: phaner-D
likes: 1
没观察过

### 鼓励孤立蘑古力
topic_id: 12242
solved: true
category: 卮言
2026-03-27 14:14

post_number: 1
2026-03-27 14:14
user: gggggg
likes: 15
![Screenshot_20260327_220947|595x698](upload://ts293qSZdot5xHH3ffS0nHkdxwg.jpeg)
如图,,,,,情况大概是我讨厌的人经常跑到我面前开始和我很喜欢的朋友一起玩,我看着会有点不高兴。但是我也知道我喜欢的朋友大家都喜欢,我也不该干扰别人社交

这种情况大家都是怎么处理的

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post_number: 46
2026-03-28 04:09
user: Adler
likes: 2
那你不会受这种事困扰,挺好的

### 你的墳頭草好高
topic_id: 8339
category: 個人帖
2025-09-22 15:25

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post_number: 1253
2026-03-28 06:26
user: 276213723
likes: 14
excerpt: 有种被牛了的无力感。

是新认识的朋友吧,本来一起并排跑的,她直接跑到我旁边问我能不能到我前面和你并排,那还说啥了你俩聊呗。

快两年了天天一起吃饭一起晚自习一起散步又算什么呢。

约好一起走圈了你带仨人来还不等我是什么意思呢?有一次我去找你走圈你说再等下她,到操场了你俩开始拿手机看视频还怕对方举着手机累轮流举着完全不跟我说一句话又是什么意思呢。我腿不舒服走得慢就这么眼睁睁看着你俩头...

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post_number: 1306
2026-03-29 15:50
user: without_name
likes: 2
我已鉴赏()

### SuenMeow(个人贴ver)
topic_id: 11957
solved: true
category: 個人帖
2026-03-16 15:43

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post_number: 59
2026-03-25 04:33
user: P9pijiu
likes: 13
被莫名其妙传了我进展了
我草我有点希望谣言是真的

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post_number: 64
2026-03-28 13:34
user: P9pijiu
likes: 3
跟校外同学分享,同时回顾了政治第一本学习手册...
好怀念啊...绝对是全中国最好的经济启蒙课程了

:sob:

### 北京房山疑似发生恶性事件
topic_id: 12267
category: 卮言
2026-03-29 12:10

post_number: 1
2026-03-29 12:10
user: cnboy
likes: 14
根据流传视频,应该是位于北京大韩继村,一辆铲车冲进市集,现场情况十分惨烈,视频中很多摊贩行人躺在路边,内脏裸露在外,路上遍布血迹、肢体碎片……
希望逝者安息。
不推荐观看原视频,冲击太大了……

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post_number: 5
2026-03-29 23:53
user: MengXIN
likes: 0
上次这么大的是24年珠海
能压着一年多没出事已经是万幸了😢

### 嘎嘎节,嘎嘎,嘎嘎
topic_id: 12262
category: 卮言
2026-03-29 04:32

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post_number: 22
2026-03-29 05:00
user: suen
likes: 14
嘎
嘎嘎
嘎嘎嘎
嘎嘎嘎嘎
嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎
嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎
嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎
嘎了。

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post_number: 71
2026-03-29 23:56
user: MengXIN
likes: 0
GEMINI写的

### 屿厅薄荷养乐多……
topic_id: 12231
category: 個人帖
2026-03-27 02:03

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post_number: 3
2026-03-27 02:04
user: 123456789
likes: 13
像牙膏味洗洁精(

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post_number: 6
2026-03-27 10:04
user: Acacia
likes: 0
呕呕呕

虽然这款没尝过但是尝过另一个薄荷味的 这辈子不想碰薄荷味的东西
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不是我感觉我在esu厕也没咋发言啊怎么给我@出来了

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我这么高强度看吧怎么没@我

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